1 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:15,649 * I wouldn't bet ya that it could happen 2 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:19,653 * Not even under the stars 3 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,591 * I wouldn't bet ya that it could happen 4 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:27,728 * Not with flamenco guitars 5 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:31,632 * But you can bet me that it could happen 6 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:35,636 * Her eyes are open, but her hearts nappin' 7 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:39,673 * How can she help it temptations tappin'? 8 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:43,677 * Under the yum yum tree 9 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:47,681 * I wouldn't bet ya that she'll start sighin' 10 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:51,685 * Not even under the moon 11 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:55,723 * I wouldn't bet ya that she'll start buyin' 12 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:59,693 * That old reliable tune 13 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,764 * But you can bet me that she'll start throwin' 14 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:07,801 * A million kisses and she'll start glowin' 15 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:11,639 * The happy juices will sure start flowin' 16 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:15,709 * Under the yum yum tree 17 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:19,913 * When the yum yum's in bloom 18 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:23,717 * She's bound to lose her heart 19 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:27,721 * All that natural perfume 20 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:31,692 * Should make the fireworks start 21 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:35,696 * I wouldn't bet ya though you've embraced her 22 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:39,733 * You're quite as smart as you thought 23 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,704 * I wouldn't bet ya though you have chased her 24 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:47,708 * You're not the one who's been caught 25 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:51,712 * In all the lightening and all the thunder 26 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:55,716 * It's gonna make you begin to wonder 27 00:01:55,783 --> 00:02:02,423 * Just who it was who led who under the yum yum tree 28 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:08,229 * The yum yum tree 29 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,464 * The yum yum tree 30 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,402 * The yum yum tree 31 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:41,028 David, that tickles, darling. 32 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,631 You know what drives me crazy? What? 33 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,466 Time we're wasting. 34 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,937 Robin, marry me. Will you? 35 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,505 David, we've been all through that. 36 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,040 I won't be lobbied into marriage 37 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,708 by over-stimulated glands. 38 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:55,909 Rob, this is different. 39 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:59,046 But, David, I want to marry you out of love, 40 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:02,316 deep, real and absolute. 41 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:05,253 I don't want to be carried away by my own fermenting juices, 42 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,054 like some girls I know. 43 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,490 When the temperatures cooled down, what were they left with? 44 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,693 Corroded hopes, unfulfilled dreams, and a house full of children. 45 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,563 Well, no, thanks. Not for me. Rob. 46 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,399 That's why the plan we've worked out is so perfect, David. 47 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,468 To live together without sleeping together. 48 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,236 Why, it's an absolutely brilliant way 49 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,404 to find out if we're compatible. 50 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:24,638 It's crazy. Honey, you're asking 51 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,307 for a silk-smooth marital future 52 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,376 without any problems whatsoever, and there ain't no such animal. 53 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,810 Well, for Pete's sake, we can try. 54 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,312 You're wacky, you know that? 55 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,013 You're... David, it makes very good sense. 56 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,317 We find out if we have real character compatibility... Uh-huh. 57 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,819 ...to see if we fulfill each other's non-physical needs. 58 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,254 Now, David, you agreed. 59 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,155 I don't agree. 60 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,258 Now, honey, I'm going along with this thing 61 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,059 because I happen to be in love with you, 62 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:49,162 but that doesn't alter the fact that you are a genuine, gold-plated kook. 63 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,231 Who ever heard of normal, supposedly sane people 64 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,466 living together in such a nutty setup? 65 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,767 David, I want... 66 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,370 All right, all right. I said I'd go along with it. 67 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:59,873 Then it's all settled? Oh, David! 68 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,276 All I have to do now is find an apartment. 69 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,611 You know, you're really oblivious. 70 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,212 Nobody goes out around here and finds an apartment. 71 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:07,247 I have married friends who've been searching for months. 72 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,283 Don't worry about it. I will find an apartment. 73 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:13,921 You will find an apartment. Bye-bye. I have to run. 74 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,890 We're all dying to know how it works out. Keep us informed, won't you? 75 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,559 Do you know that I'm gonna have to figure out a way 76 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,594 to keep my parents from finding out? 77 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,564 They'd go screaming berserk if they knew I was living with a man. 78 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:26,467 Your toothbrush hanging right by Dave's, side by side. 79 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:29,303 Ooh! It sounds so deliciously illicit. I get goose bumps. 80 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,979 May I say, I don't think the divorce rate is the entire picture 81 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,581 of disharmony and discord. 82 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,182 How do you mean? 83 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:45,018 Well, think of all the thousands of marriages where there is not divorce. 84 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,655 People just go on living together in mutual dislike. 85 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,358 I agree with Ardice. And one reason this happens 86 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:53,427 is because kids get married before they're emotionally mature. 87 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,730 They think it's love, but it's really just intense physical attraction. 88 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,399 Exactly. 89 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:01,802 Kids go start necking, they lose all power of rational thinking. 90 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,337 There has to be a courtship. 91 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,573 A boy and girl have got to get to know each other. 92 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,741 In the front seat of a parked car? 93 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,176 God, when you're so busy necking, 94 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,211 who's got time for a character analysis? 95 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,681 Try taking notes. 96 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:14,982 I did. 97 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,386 All right. 98 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:22,155 Tomorrow, the first four chapters of Neurotic Interaction in Marriage, 99 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:25,726 edited by Dr. Victor Eisenstein. That's all for today. 100 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,294 Oh. 101 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,468 Bye-bye, Irene. 102 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,837 Robin, there was a call for you yesterday from San Francisco. 103 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,806 Did you get it? Yes. It was only Mother. 104 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,008 She wants to know if you're coming up for Easter vacation? 105 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,644 I meant to write. I'll take care of it. 106 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,947 Irene, can I ask you an impertinent question? 107 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,382 Why, as your teacher or your aunt? 108 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,650 More as just a woman. 109 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,586 Before you married Uncle Frank, did you... 110 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:54,755 Did I what? 111 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,356 You know. 112 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,125 Well, I was hoping I was mistaken. 113 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,627 I'm not passing moral judgment. 114 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,028 I'm just doing personal research. 115 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,663 You know, Dave and I haven't. 116 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,599 It's not necessary to announce that fact. 117 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,436 Robin, sometimes you can be unnerving. 118 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,739 I just don't want to make the same mistake you and Uncle Frank made. 119 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,274 I want my marriage to work. No divorces for me. 120 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:15,476 Could we discuss it another time? 121 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,078 I really have to rush, darling. 122 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:21,214 Translate the passages of Homer on page 10 tomorrow, all right? 123 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,316 Charles. 124 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,820 Hi. Listen, I've got two whole free periods to help you move, Irene. 125 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,021 Sure it's not inconveniencing you? 126 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,189 I'm sure. Hello, Robin. 127 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,591 Hi. Move? Who's moving? 128 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:33,060 Dr. Howard has kindly consented to help me move. 129 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,695 From that divine apartment? Why? 130 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:35,796 Irene, come on. We're going to be late. 131 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,833 I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. Bye-bye. 132 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,736 Irene, has anyone got your apartment yet? 133 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:43,971 Irene! 134 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,912 Today's the day, huh, Miss Wilson? You need any help? 135 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,114 No, my friend will help me. 136 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:59,219 I never realized how much I collected. 137 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,254 I know, filled up with junk. 138 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:08,128 Look at this place. Terrible, terrible. 139 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:12,032 Hey, I had no idea. This is charming. 140 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,001 A lot of people find it quite pleasant. 141 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,302 Well, why do you want to get out of it? 142 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,304 I don't know. Moving time, I guess. 143 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,406 Those two are ready. You can take those down if you want. 144 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,308 All right. Well, I suppose it's pretty expensive, too, right? 145 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,110 No, just $75 a month. 146 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,845 $75 a month? 147 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,815 Well, that is unbelievable. This has to be the greatest buy in town. 148 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,050 Yes, I guess it is pretty good. 149 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,152 Would you just take the bags down, Charles? 150 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:34,254 And you want to move out. I don't get it. 151 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,225 I don't understand. $75 a month. 152 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,233 Sorry to be late, darling. 153 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,602 Where were you? 154 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,103 Now, don't you get me started, Francis Murphy. 155 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,705 Fine time to bring a working man his lunch. 156 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:25,973 Do you realize what time it is? 157 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,475 I spent the whole morning picking up after you. 158 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,310 Big deal. Seems to me 159 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:33,313 you could hang the pajamas up instead of flinging them all in the icebox. 160 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,815 And that bathroom! 161 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,349 Liverwurst and pickle sandwiches. 162 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,819 There's a nice combination for a man with a peptic ulcer. 163 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:42,656 Shaving cream and old razor blades every which way, and old... 164 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,391 Excuse me, please. 165 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,362 Who's that? A friend of Miss Wilson's. 166 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,430 Helping her move. 167 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,666 That poor, dear sweet thing. 168 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,002 I want to go and say goodbye to her. 169 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,004 Hogan sure gets a nice turnover here. 170 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,939 Move one out, move another in. 171 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,941 Beats the heck out of marriage. 172 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,542 Find a nice place to live? 173 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,712 Yes, the faculty dorm. Very nice. 174 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,447 Well, bye. Sure going to miss you. 175 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,107 Hey, Dorkus. A beautiful morning, huh? 176 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:37,144 It's 2:30 in the afternoon, for your information. 177 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,479 So it is. Well, it's all a question of metabolism, you see. 178 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,082 Some of us are day people, and some of us are night people. 179 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,652 The mind shudders at what you do 180 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,586 with your nights in this place. 181 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,922 Literally shudders. 182 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:49,990 Mmm-hmm. 183 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,337 Is that your breakfast? 184 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,173 I feel sorry for people who don't drink, Dork, 185 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,274 because when they get up in the morning, 186 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,309 that's as good as they're gonna feel all day. 187 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,878 Yech! 188 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,913 Hey, say, did Irene happen to say 189 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,983 what time she was... All right. 190 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,317 What time she was moving her things out? 191 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,819 I want to see her before she goes. 192 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,187 Well, you'd better hurry. 193 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,255 She's over there loading up right now. 194 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,257 Already? 195 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,896 Anybody home? 196 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,642 Well, hi, there. 197 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,313 I was wondering if you were going to say goodbye. 198 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,415 Say, now, you didn't think I was going to let you walk out of here 199 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,717 without even a fare-thee-well, did you? 200 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,218 Is that what you think of me? 201 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,020 Of course not. I was just waiting for the right moment. 202 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,521 You know, it's kind of awkward saying goodbye. 203 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,556 Yes, I know. Here's the last of the jonquils. 204 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,191 The window box is empty. 205 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,793 Last of the jonquils. 206 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,095 Well, it's somehow fitting. 207 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,564 Don't pull that unhappy bloodhound look on me, Hogan. 208 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,299 I'm really touched. 209 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,169 Hey, you're not really seriously taking this thing with you, are you? 210 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,939 I love this thing. He's dear and sweet. 211 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,040 Look at that face. 212 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,708 I'm gonna take him with me everywhere 213 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,477 to remind me of a beautiful relationship. 214 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,612 You're taking this kind of lightly, aren't you? 215 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,081 Hogan, it's over. 216 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,751 So why don't you be a big boy and just stop talking it to death? 217 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:27,054 Yeah, well, aren't you the least bit upset? There's no remorse? 218 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,121 No. 219 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,556 No little festering acrimony? 220 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,858 Just a teeny weenie bit? 221 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,425 None. 222 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,895 You'd walk out of here as if nothing ever happened? 223 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,831 Self-protection, darling. 224 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,867 Every woman has a little bit of it hidden away in her hip pocket. 225 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,534 Now, wait a minute. You mean you're not mad? 226 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,303 For heaven's sake, I told you, I am not mad! 227 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,905 Don't get sore. 228 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,440 I just didn't realize how little I meant to you, that's all. 229 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,376 You meant a great deal to me. 230 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,611 I was pretty much of a wreck when I moved in here. 231 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,614 My marriage was on the rocks and the natural depression. 232 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,951 You filled my lonely hours and made me feel like a woman. 233 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:03,857 You put zest in my life and started all the good juices flowing in me again. 234 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,492 Well, there must be a better way of putting that. 235 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,929 You make me sound like a Carter's Little Liver Pill. 236 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,697 Sorry. If I meant so much to you, 237 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,065 how come you're walking out? 238 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,734 Because I don't envision my future with the man in my life 239 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,804 shuttling back and forth between apartments. 240 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,205 You're mad? I am not mad! 241 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,440 Come on, out! Every poison pocket of rancor out! 242 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,609 Catharsis! I don't need catharsis. 243 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,846 Hogan, it is over. Absolutely and completely over. 244 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,448 So why don't you just shut up and stop beating it into the ground? 245 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,317 You're mad. Hi. 246 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,920 This is Dr. Howard, head of the language department at school. 247 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,222 Mr. Hogan, my landlord. Hi. 248 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,423 And you're from... 249 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,958 Just across the hall. 250 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,593 Yeah. Well, it's a very nice place she's giving up. 251 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,229 Well, thank you. I was just trying to convince her 252 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,330 that she shouldn't give it up. 253 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,598 Probably, it's time she had a change. 254 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,835 Charles, I think these things are all ready to go. 255 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,438 All right. Listen, Irene, this trip is going to fill up the car, I think. 256 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,539 You don't mind making another? 257 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,907 No, not at all. We got plenty of time. 258 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,042 Have you got room for one more? 259 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,576 Right here. 260 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,846 Don't bother to help, Hogan. It's all right. 261 00:12:58,912 --> 00:12:59,947 Let me get the door for you. 262 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,749 Thank you very much, Mr. Hogan. 263 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,861 Well, goodbye. 264 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,396 Just like that? 265 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,898 Just like that. 266 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,532 Key to the apartment. 267 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,401 I guess that's everything. 268 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,004 Well... 269 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,639 Well, I had that made especially for you. 270 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,609 It's just a little favor to ask, but would you keep it, please? 271 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:33,646 Perhaps, now and then, when you look at it, you'll think of me. 272 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,363 Mr. Hogan, sir. 273 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,499 This bearing's gone haywire in refrigeration unit number three, 274 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,735 and Miss Struman's complaining her disposal ain't working again. 275 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,103 I thought you'd like to know. 276 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,972 Well, that's one of those details, Murph. 277 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,840 You're gonna have to take these things off my hands. 278 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,308 I got other problems on my mind, you know. It's very taxing. 279 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,809 Very taxing. Hi, Hogey Pogey. 280 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,145 Hi, lover. How are you? 281 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,246 Fine. How are you? 282 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,313 Good. Where was I, Murph? 283 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,915 "Other problems." 284 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,483 Would you take care of them for me? Yes, sir. 285 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,953 You just save your energies. 286 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,488 I got the flowers. They're just beautiful. 287 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,290 Thank you. You're just so welcome. 288 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,025 But it's embarrassing, Hogey. Why? 289 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,693 I mean, you keep sending me those flowers, 290 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,562 and I haven't paid the rent for just months. 291 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,897 Well, I'll be around one of these days to collect it. 292 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,701 You can go easy on that oil, or you'll slip off the porch. 293 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,575 Cover up, it's peeping Tom, the friendly landlord. 294 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,478 Thank you, Hogey. You're adorable. You really are. 295 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:15,382 I always say, "Happy tenants make a happy landlord." 296 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,716 Bye. 297 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,784 Bye-bye. 298 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,155 Hi, Hogan. 299 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,057 Hi, Clyde. Wow! 300 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,784 Hey, buddy! 301 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,021 Apartment for rent? Where do you find the landlord? 302 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,323 Well, you're looking at him, son, but I never rent to men. 303 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,425 That's a rule of the house. Besides, I was young once myself. 304 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,460 I know how wild you kids can get. 305 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,296 Now, wait a minute, sir. I'm not like that. 306 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,065 I'm on the track team. 307 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,799 I said, I'm on the track team. 308 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,268 The worst kind. 309 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,769 Pole-vaulting, high hurdling around here. 310 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,738 This is a very respectable unit, my boy. 311 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,374 It's all elderly, family-type folk around here. 312 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,210 Yeah, chess and checkers group, maybe a bingo once a month. 313 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,112 Besides, you couldn't afford the rent. Try me. 314 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,513 $450 a month. I can't afford it. 315 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,582 I didn't think you could. 316 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,391 Up in Miss Wilson's. 317 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,563 Can I help you with anything? 318 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,065 No. Are you the new tenant? 319 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,199 No, I'm the landlord. 320 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,300 The landlord. 321 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,368 Yeah. I live right across... 322 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,869 Well, you have an adorable apartment here. 323 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,003 Well, thank you. I raced right over 324 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,638 as soon as I heard it was vacated. 325 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,341 It just slays me every time I see it. 326 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,642 You've been here before? 327 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,611 Yes, my aunt had it. Irene Wilson. 328 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,182 Oh! Well, you're the niece she was always talking about? 329 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,184 I can't understand why she'd want to give it up. 330 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,119 It's absolutely dream... 331 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,722 Oh, don't let that bother you. It sounds like somebody's strangling, doesn't it? 332 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,757 It's just the pipes clearing their throats. 333 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,226 Yes. 334 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,796 It doesn't bother me at all. I think it's just sensational. 335 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,132 Does it have linen and pots and pans and all? 336 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,266 Oh, yeah, sure, everything. 337 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,667 It's swell. 338 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,569 And everything's just in the right place. 339 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,972 That's exactly so true, isn't it? 340 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,310 You know, I'm a very bad businesswoman, raving about it like this. 341 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,045 Why? The price is probably sky-high. 342 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,947 $75 a month. 343 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,048 You're kidding? 344 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,150 Too much? 345 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,652 No, no, no. It's wonderful. 346 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,922 I mean, well, $75 is a lot of money for me, 347 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,791 but I certainly think it's worth it. 348 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:39,892 Yeah. 349 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,728 And may I have it, please? 350 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,231 Well, don't you think, first, we should know each other's name? I'm Hogan. 351 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,267 Oh. Well, how do you do, Mr. Hogan? I'm Robin Austin. 352 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,269 Robin Austin. But not "Mr. Hogan," just Hogan. 353 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,738 None of my tenants ever call me "mister." I live right across the hall. 354 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,740 Do you? That's very nice. Yeah. 355 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,777 Do you want to see references or something like that? 356 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,746 You've already shown me your references. 357 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,581 What? 358 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,749 No, that won't be necessary. 359 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,184 We'll get to those nasty little details, 360 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,519 like a lease and all, some later day? Huh? 361 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,356 You mean, that's it? That's it. 362 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,724 There you are. There's the key, and welcome to the Centaur. 363 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,995 What an adorable key. And heart-shaped, too. 364 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,131 Oh, my... Oh. Hmm? 365 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,968 I forgot to tell you something. 366 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,770 I'll be having a roommate. 367 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,175 Now, wait a minute... Mr. Hogan, 368 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,077 please don't spoil everything. We'll be very quiet. 369 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,912 My word of honor. Please. 370 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,947 Yes, I know, you see, but I can't. 371 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:38,585 I mean, I've never had two people in one unit. 372 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,688 What does your roommate look like? 373 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,391 Well, taller than I am, 374 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,926 very attractive, and dark hair. 375 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:52,332 Well, it might not be too bad with a blonde and a brunette... 376 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:56,403 I mean, two of you is just twice as much as one of you, isn't it? 377 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,938 Then it's okay? 378 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,173 I can't wait. 379 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,509 Well, thank you very much, Mr. Hogan. 380 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,544 And I'm sure we're going to be the best of friends. 381 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,413 Aren't we ever. I live right across the hall. 382 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,047 Yes, you said that before. Yeah. Listen, where are you going? 383 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,849 Well, I'm going to dash home and pack my things. 384 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,218 I want to move in right away. 385 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,552 Thanks again, Mr. Hogan, for every... 386 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,521 Not "mister," just "Hogan." 387 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,689 And don't you forget, if I can help you and your roommate in any way, 388 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,391 why, you just knock on that door. Bye-bye. 389 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,060 Bye-bye. Sweet thing. 390 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,231 Mind your own business. 391 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,166 Bye-bye. 392 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,102 It's so exciting. 393 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,143 - Hi. - Hello. 394 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,545 Hi, David. 395 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,381 Something wrong? 396 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,849 Nothing. 397 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,322 Boy, these really smell good. 398 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,259 The jonquils are in bloom again. 399 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,662 Mother Nature constantly replenishing herself. 400 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,299 Say, speaking of replenishing, wifey tells me we've got a new tenant. 401 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,833 Yeah, how about that? Female. 402 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,469 That's right. Two females. 403 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,003 That's right. 404 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,407 I like his style. 405 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,046 I hate to see you go, Miss Wilson. Can I help you with anything? 406 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,915 No, no, thank you, Murphy. Bye-bye. 407 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,149 Bye. 408 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,526 Robin! 409 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,730 Hi, Irene. How are you? I didn't see you. 410 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,231 Well, for heaven's sakes, what are you doing here? 411 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,133 I was going to call you and tell you the big news. 412 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,768 I got your apartment. 413 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:36,836 What do you mean, got it? 414 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,237 I took it. It's mine. 415 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,772 You're moving out of the sorority house? 416 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,173 Yes, isn't it wonderful? 417 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,409 Did you tell your mother? 418 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,411 Irene, don't be a spoilsport. 419 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,845 You know Mother would never agree 420 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,213 to let me have my own apartment. 421 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,649 She can't get used to the idea I've grown up. 422 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,718 Look, Irene, I'm dying to move in. 423 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,119 So why don't you come over tomorrow 424 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,487 for coffee and we'll talk, okay? 425 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,055 And remember, not a word to Mother. 426 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,457 And I'll see you tomorrow before class. 427 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,791 Bye-bye. 428 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,071 What's wrong? Nothing. 429 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,974 I hope. 430 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,282 What do you think? 431 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,784 Seventy-five bucks a month! 432 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,353 Isn't it adorable? 433 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,887 Well, yeah, but it's worth more than that. 434 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,122 You sure your landlord didn't say $175? 435 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,824 No, he said $75. 436 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,093 It's crazy. 437 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,863 Who cares? It's mine and it's beautiful. 438 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,966 Aren't you going to bring up the folding bed? 439 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,169 The bed. Rob, I tell you, I think I'll wait until after dark. 440 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,772 You know, appearances and everything. 441 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,740 Yeah. Yeah. 442 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,243 Seventy-five bucks a month. 443 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,780 Your landlord must have rocks in his head. 444 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,884 Well, there it is. The oven's set at 300, 445 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,086 and your roast will be done by 8:00 sharp. 446 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,988 Lovely, lovely. 447 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,290 I don't approve of this kind of goings-on, 448 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,758 but I'm being paid to do a job, 449 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,727 so I'll keep my mouth shut. Good. 450 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,796 Except I know what you've got in your mind. 451 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,531 You're not fooling me for one minute 452 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,733 with this cozy little dinner for three. 453 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,668 Gee whiz, there you go again. 454 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,236 Inviting those girls next door 455 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,706 for an evening of heavens-knows-what. 456 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,808 I'm just trying to be friendly. 457 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,876 It's my way of saying "Welcome." 458 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,678 Sure. Some welcome. 459 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,451 Dorkus, what are you doing? 460 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:34,153 Dorkus, will you cut it out, please? 461 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,755 Now, come on. 462 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:40,427 Dorkus, will you cut that... Now, come on, stop that. 463 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,895 Stop playing with my controls. 464 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,164 Now, I'm warning you... 465 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,266 This place ought to be raided. 466 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,535 I'm ready, honey. Evening, Hogan. 467 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,569 Wait till I get my hat and coat! 468 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,604 That wife of yours, boy! 469 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,641 Wow! You sure got yourself a nice little workshop here, Hogan. 470 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:55,742 Huh? Makes me wish 471 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:56,976 I was a couple of years younger. 472 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,811 Oh, oh. Yeah, well, good judgment. 473 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,213 Have yourself a drink while you're waiting for your wife. 474 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,749 Thanks, buddy. 475 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,396 Boy, could I operate with a setup like this. 476 00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:31,978 You marvelous creature, you. 477 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,447 Lay back and tell me all about yourself. 478 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,983 No, no, from the very beginning, 479 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,151 when you were a darling little girl. 480 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,286 And take it real slow. 481 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,420 Murph! 482 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,024 What are you doing? 483 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,292 Nothing, honey. 484 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,694 Come on, we're going home. 485 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,361 Yeah, I'm coming. 486 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:03,843 Yoo-hoo! 487 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,546 Hello. 488 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,647 Hello. 489 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,115 I'm the housekeeper for Hogan. 490 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,183 I thought I'd just peek in and say welcome. 491 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:12,985 The name is Dorkus. How do you do? 492 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,021 I'm Robin Austin. How do you do? 493 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,089 If you ever need anything, just call on me. 494 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:19,091 Well, that's very nice of you. Thank you. 495 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,627 Is your roommate around? 496 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:24,263 No, just downstairs getting some things out of the car. 497 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,767 Well, I probably ought to keep my mouth shut, 498 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,837 but you appear to be such a sweet young thing. 499 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,906 It's about your landlord. 500 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,676 Hogan? What about him? 501 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,477 Well, he's single. 502 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:41,313 And he's very active in certain fields. 503 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,850 They say this is the age of specialization, 504 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,385 and he's come up with a pretty good one. 505 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,855 I'm afraid I don't follow. 506 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,222 Well, I guess what I'm trying to tell you 507 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,258 is there have been lots of young ladies 508 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,662 in this apartment before you, and he's been very successful with them. 509 00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,296 Him? Him! 510 00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,198 Well, there's no accounting for some people's taste, is there? 511 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,768 Well, the point is, he's under the distinct impression 512 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,202 that you're the next in line. 513 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:04,403 Did he say that? 514 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,305 He didn't come right out and say it, 515 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:09,241 but I know he's thinking it. 516 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:15,214 He is really a sneaking, crawling, dirty man, that's what he is. 517 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:18,117 Well, thanks for tipping me off, Dorkus, but don't worry. 518 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,686 I can take care of myself. 519 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,020 Don't forget I warned you. 520 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,889 Warn your roommate. 521 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:27,694 Dorkus... Or is it Mrs. Dorkus, or... 522 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,428 Murphy. Murphy. 523 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:31,297 Mrs. Murphy, this is Dave Manning. 524 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,464 Dave Manning, Mrs. Murphy. 525 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,000 She works for Mr. Hogan. 526 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,501 Hi. 527 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,805 How do you... 528 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,773 No, no, no, that's not for me. You see... 529 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,475 Honey, she's bound to find out sooner or later. 530 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,578 Yeah. Well, then, it's not what it appears to be. 531 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:46,946 I'd like to explain our arrangement, Mrs... 532 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,915 Hush. Please. 533 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,282 Don't say another word. 534 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:51,651 There's no need to explain. 535 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,119 It's beautiful, just beautiful. 536 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,221 My blessings on you both. 537 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,522 It's not like that... 538 00:25:56,589 --> 00:26:00,359 What divine justice this is for somebody! 539 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:02,929 Bless you, bless you both. Bye. 540 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:04,130 Bye. 541 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,742 Are you in for a surprise tonight. 542 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,278 What's so amusing? 543 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:20,847 I'll tell you when we get home. 544 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,215 I can't wait for some of that home cooking. 545 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,663 You inventive little devil, you. 546 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,501 Bye, honey. I'll be back in a second. 547 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,809 * Once more into the breach, my boy * 548 00:27:02,588 --> 00:27:03,589 Oh. 549 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,301 Hey, there! 550 00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:01,647 Don't be startled. It's just me, Hogan. Got a little gift. 551 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,049 I hope you like them. I grow them myself. 552 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:05,051 It's just a way of saying, "Welcome," 553 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:08,487 and I do hope that we'll be the very best of friends. 554 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:12,759 Well, hi, there. 555 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,193 Who the hell are you? 556 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,428 Hogan. I live across the hall. 557 00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:18,164 Yeah. Keep talking. 558 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,232 Well, give me just a couple of seconds to collect my wits, will you? 559 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,268 Believe me, it isn't easy. What isn't easy? 560 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:25,938 You know, it's a bit of a shock to see you come through the door there 561 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,673 with a towel wrapped around you like that and all... 562 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,742 Well, now, wait a minute, buddy... I expected to see someone 563 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:33,746 a little daintier than you, without hair all over their chest. 564 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:36,282 Well, now, look here... Who's shocked? 565 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,717 You know, I'm in there shaving, minding my own business, 566 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,386 and suddenly a man brings me flowers. 567 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,654 Yeah, well, I can see the confusion works both ways, doesn't it? 568 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,757 Well, it certainly does. 569 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,759 How did you get in here? Your door was open. 570 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:50,930 No, no, no, the door was not open. The door was closed. 571 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,131 How'd you get in? What do you want? 572 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,200 Hogan. I live just across the way, 573 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,002 and I dropped in to say welcome, and... 574 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,905 Well, just drop back across the way, okay? 575 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,739 And next time, knock! 576 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,145 Hi, Hogan. 577 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:07,579 There you are, my dear. 578 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,816 Hi, I just dashed out to get some groceries. 579 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:12,118 Here. I thought these might help brighten up your new apartment. 580 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:13,252 I grow them myself here. 581 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:14,921 Well, aren't you the dearest, 582 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:17,356 sweetest person in the world. Thank you. That's very kind of you. 583 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,424 Can I give you a hand with those? 584 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:19,758 No, they're not heavy. 585 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:21,493 Hey, look, this is... It's kind of awkward. 586 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,195 I guess I'd better just come right out and say it. 587 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,497 There's a man in your apartment, there. 588 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:29,235 Had soap all over his face. I think he was shaving when I went in there. 589 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,303 His name is David. Yes. 590 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:33,505 Well, it's perfectly all right. I mean, it's your apartment. 591 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,041 You do with it what you want. 592 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:38,010 I just thought that you should know that I knew about the young man. 593 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,278 His name is David. 594 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:40,913 You said that. 595 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,548 He seems like a very nice young fellow. We... 596 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,184 Probably madly in love with you, huh? 597 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:47,119 We plan to get married after he graduates. 598 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:49,021 I wish you the very best. 599 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,857 Incidentally, I had my servant whip up a little dinner. 600 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,825 I thought maybe you and your girlfriend would like to join me. 601 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,560 Girlfriend? Yeah, your roommate. 602 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,062 Oh. 603 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,397 Well, I appreciate it. 604 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:01,700 Well, thanks a lot, and that's very kind of you, but I'm bushed. 605 00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:03,069 Maybe some other evening. 606 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,437 Thanks again for the flowers. They're just beautiful. 607 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,306 Good night, Hogan. Good night. 608 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,809 Hello, I'm home. 609 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,211 Hi, honey. 610 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,013 Hey, listen to this. While you were gone, 611 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,216 some nut from across the hall comes in, and he's got... 612 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,887 That's one of the things we're going to have to watch. 613 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,688 All right, I'll get a robe. 614 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:25,892 I don't think either of us should walk around in panties, slips or towels. 615 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,128 Things are going to be tough enough as it is, okay? 616 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,998 Yeah, okay. Well, anyway, what I was going to tell you, 617 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:34,466 this nut from across the way comes in, and he's got these... 618 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,969 That's Hogan. He's our landlord. 619 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,338 Our landlord? 620 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:43,042 He's a very dear sweet fellow, absolutely harmless. 621 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:44,743 Well, what's he hanging around here for? 622 00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:46,278 I have no idea. 623 00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:47,039 Rob. Yeah? 624 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,540 I've been giving us some more thought, you know, 625 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:52,644 and I'm not sure how I feel about this whole setup. 626 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,713 Well, that's absolutely charming. 627 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,915 Our first night, we've hardly finished unpacking, 628 00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:58,550 and already you have doubts. 629 00:31:58,617 --> 00:31:59,618 Yeah, well, now that I've moved in, 630 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,453 I can see what I've let myself in for. 631 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,055 Honey, this is an abnormal relationship between us. 632 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,523 It's not abnormal! Yes, it is. 633 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,092 Why, how can you talk like that? 634 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:07,226 Well... 635 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:15,501 The whole idea was to live together without sleeping together. 636 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,103 I know. I know. 637 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,573 Well, to get to know each other, 638 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,277 to find out if we have real, honest-to-goodness character compatibility, 639 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,846 to reveal ourselves, to exchange confidences. 640 00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:28,981 Yeah. 641 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,256 Robin, you're using a lot of big words that don't make a lot of sense. 642 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:38,924 Well, if that doesn't make sense... 643 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:40,559 I mean, "character compatibility" and all that junk. 644 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,261 I know it sounds good, honey, 645 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:45,531 but ever since I came back to do post-graduate work... 646 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:48,900 We're going steady and living together, David. 647 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:55,041 In the history of man and woman, nobody has embarked... 648 00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:57,376 David, don't make... 649 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,511 I'm hardly old-fashioned! 650 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,213 This isn't living together, either. 651 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,582 Maybe by your definition, but not by mine. 652 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:04,983 David... 653 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,618 A man and woman decide to live together, 654 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,620 for crying out loud, let them live together! 655 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,356 Not lying around eating breakfast and 656 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,158 playing musical chairs for the bathroom, 657 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,560 sleeping on cots and things like this... 658 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,470 All right, get away. 659 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,749 Get out! 660 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,121 You're in the... Go on, get out! 661 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,861 Come on, get out of there, please. 662 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,350 Now, that's what we agreed to, wasn't it? 663 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,951 Yeah, yeah, that's what we agreed to. 664 00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,853 We didn't make love before, Dave. 665 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,255 No. 666 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,056 Well, this will be just the same, 667 00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:21,527 except that we'll be together more. 668 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,462 No, it's not the same, Robin. 669 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,963 Before, when I left you, I could go home 670 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:26,998 and ease my tortured body under a cold shower. 671 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,800 So shower here. 672 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,469 Oh, yeah, with you rustling around in your sexy underthings. 673 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,838 I'll spend every waking hour under a running faucet. 674 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,275 I admit the plan has a few flaws. Flaws? 675 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,344 Well, I'll go along with you there. Honey, what about my libido? 676 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:41,847 Well, what about me? I'm subject to the same intoxications you are. 677 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,415 No, you're not. No, you're... What? 678 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:46,652 Well, you're not! Women have had centuries to perfect their willpower. 679 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:47,986 Well, if you're going to be flip about it, 680 00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:50,189 maybe we should call the whole thing off. 681 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:51,957 Now don't be touchy about it, Robin. 682 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,960 You're always going to make it look like I tried to force you into it. 683 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,695 Will you just hold your voice down for a minute? 684 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:57,763 All I said was... 685 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:58,997 You made a bargain and you broke it. 686 00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:00,466 I didn't break anything. Yes, you did. 687 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,900 I was standing here, calmly trying to... 688 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:03,068 I should have known better. 689 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:04,403 That's what I should have known. 690 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,239 You're turning into a little screamer, Robin. 691 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:09,641 Well, look, why don't we just call the whole thing off? 692 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:10,842 Why not? Well, I just might do that. 693 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,378 Well, go ahead. Okay, 694 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,046 if you want to be that way about it, okay. 695 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,282 Goodbye! Goodbye! 696 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:19,618 Goodbye! 697 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:22,721 Dave! 698 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,492 Dave, I'm sorry! 699 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:34,166 I forgot I wasn't dressed. 700 00:35:35,033 --> 00:35:36,335 Oh, dear. 701 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:40,406 I'm sorry. I shouldn't argue like that. 702 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,743 It was my fault, anyway. 703 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:45,877 Come on back. 704 00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:48,380 Come on. Come on back. 705 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:49,681 Oh, no... 706 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,425 I had no right to be angry. 707 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,693 Well, I shouldn't have complained. 708 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,230 I made a bargain, and I'm going to stick to it. 709 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:06,164 You forgive me? Yes. 710 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:18,143 We'll probably have to cut that out completely. 711 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:22,080 Yeah. We don't want to go down in defeat before we even begin. 712 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:27,319 Listen, let's do something symbolic. 713 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,721 Like what? 714 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,557 Get your toothbrush. 715 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:32,658 A toothbrush? 716 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,693 I'll meet you in the bathroom. 717 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,062 Toothbrush. 718 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,348 Oh, my... 719 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,823 There. 720 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,926 With this toothbrush, I do thee wed. 721 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:10,529 Aren't they adorable? Side by side. 722 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,900 A position forbidden to us. 723 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:19,037 Well, I think it's about time we should get to bed. To sleep. 724 00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:20,439 Separately. 725 00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:22,274 In two different beds, yeah. 726 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:23,442 Yeah. 727 00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:25,911 When do you like to take a shower? 728 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,012 Nights, usually. 729 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,714 Me, too. But I'll take mornings. 730 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:29,781 No, no, it makes no difference to me. 731 00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:30,882 Well, we could trade off. 732 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,618 I don't think that's such a good idea. 733 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,287 All we'd have to do is get the schedule mixed up once and that's it. 734 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:37,589 True. And that'd be the end of our good intentions. 735 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,957 Yeah. 736 00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:40,191 Well, I think I'll take my shower now. 737 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:56,342 Cover up, I'm coming through. 738 00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:47,926 Hi, there. 739 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,896 Did I scare you? 740 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,731 How do you keep getting in here? The door was open again. 741 00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,700 You gotta watch that. Yeah, Hogan. Just across the way. 742 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:56,802 Yeah, I know you live across the way. What are you doing in here? 743 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,670 I happen to own the building. Okay, you own the building. 744 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,138 As the landlord, I have certain rights. 745 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:01,239 Of reasonable entry. 746 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:02,474 Do you know it's 10:00 at night? 747 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,209 That's not reasonable entry, pal. 748 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:06,812 Listen, can I speak to you as a friend? 749 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,747 No, no, you may not. I want you to understand. 750 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:11,316 You don't have to be nice to me just because I happen to be the landlord 751 00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:14,352 and have the right to evict you in a moment's notice. 752 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:16,054 Excuse me, I have to... What? 753 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:17,689 You know, I've been mulling this situation. 754 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,591 Now, as I get it, you are to occupy these premises 755 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:23,328 on a sort of connubial, non-conjugal basis, is that it? 756 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:26,064 What'd she do, throw it open for panel discussion? 757 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:27,933 Don't be silly. I eavesdrop. 758 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:29,868 It seems to me what we have before us... 759 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,871 Now, wait just a minute. "What we have before us"? 760 00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:34,205 You gotta keep an eye on me, boy. 761 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:36,074 Now and then, I just get a little pushy. 762 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,576 Yeah, well... Let me say 763 00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:39,745 that what you have before you 764 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:42,548 is a very highly-efficient piece of feminine rationalization. 765 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:44,816 Miss Robin Austin. Now let's just take her. 766 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:48,153 Young, very good manners, devoted to her parents and all of their influences, 767 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,288 and kind to old ladies and animals and all of that. 768 00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:53,191 But she is blossoming into a full, robust womanhood. 769 00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:57,162 Well, I hate to mention this, but those flowers aren't real. 770 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,797 Well, that doesn't matter 771 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,398 because there wasn't any water in the can, anyway. 772 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,468 See what I mean? 773 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:05,504 Here she is, blossoming, but she was taught in her formative years 774 00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:09,007 that very properly, a young girl forgoes 775 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:12,377 any of the unmentionable physical endeavors. 776 00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:13,779 You know what I mean? 777 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:16,181 Yeah. And you're leaving. I'm sorry, 778 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:17,949 I don't care if you are the landlord... 779 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:20,719 I have more experience. ...but good night! 780 00:40:20,786 --> 00:40:23,288 The kid's impetuous. 781 00:40:23,354 --> 00:40:24,990 All right, let's just look at it as if you were 782 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:26,291 having a talk with your minister. 783 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:27,793 Out! 784 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,427 Boy, he's in trouble... 785 00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:31,162 Honey, who are you talking to? 786 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:32,764 Good evening, my dear. 787 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:35,233 How pretty you look in that adorable little outfit there. 788 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,434 What? Oh! 789 00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:39,237 Where is Dave? Dave who? 790 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,808 I wonder who that could be at this hour. 791 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,309 Well, what are you doing out there? 792 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,744 Well, I just... 793 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,746 Honey, I want you to meet our landlord, Mr. Hogan. 794 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:49,280 Yeah, we've met. 795 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:52,450 David, stop that! David, please, take your hands off him! 796 00:40:52,518 --> 00:40:54,853 David, really. I'm terribly sorry. 797 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,355 He's very rude. 798 00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,257 Actually, I thought it might be a nice time 799 00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:01,560 for all of us to discuss the new clauses in your lease. 800 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:02,894 What new clauses? 801 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,930 You naughty little thing, you. 802 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,298 You led me to believe another girl was moving in here with you. 803 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:08,734 I can explain that, really. 804 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,669 No, it's not necessary, no apologies. 805 00:41:10,736 --> 00:41:13,438 It's just you do understand I'll have to make a few minor adjustments 806 00:41:13,505 --> 00:41:17,509 in the lease due to the unorthodox nature of this arrangement. 807 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,344 Well, it's all perfectly proper. Yeah, we... 808 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:22,013 I know that, and you know it, 809 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,315 but does Captain Fogarty of the vice squad know it? 810 00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:25,917 Vice squad? 811 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,385 He's talking through his hat, honey. 812 00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:29,487 Well, fortunately, I found a solution. It's very simple. 813 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:32,524 I just put you down on the lease under a fictitious name. 814 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:33,925 What? Yeah, Vern Johnson 815 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,894 and Alma Hammerschlod. 816 00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:40,766 Well, Hogan, I really think I should explain all this to you. 817 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:43,168 You see... Well, let me tell you about Dave Manning and myself. 818 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:45,837 Now, wait a minute, honey. It's none of his business. 819 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:47,405 Why don't you just run back upstairs 820 00:41:47,472 --> 00:41:49,474 and let us men conclude this discussion? 821 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:52,510 Well, he is the landlord. You wouldn't want me to be rude? 822 00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:54,379 Believe me, he wouldn't even notice. Now, 823 00:41:54,445 --> 00:41:55,847 like a good girl, huh? 824 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,983 Well, if you two gentlemen can get along without me. 825 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,384 Yeah, fine. 826 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,052 Well, thank you for the flowers, Hogan. 827 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,221 Good night, you sweet thing. 828 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,323 Good night. 829 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:09,561 You sleep tight and undisturbed, I hope. 830 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:13,331 Okay, Hogan, now let's clear the air, huh? 831 00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:15,901 Let's get everything said. Lay it on the line. 832 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:17,969 What is this little game? 833 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,110 Heart murmur. Doc likes me to check it now and then. 834 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,612 Let's talk, man to man. Yeah. 835 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:29,114 Now, do you really, honestly, intend to live here 836 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:32,117 with that absolutely, breathtakingly adorable creature 837 00:42:32,183 --> 00:42:34,786 and never even consider yum-yum? 838 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:37,823 What are you talking about? 839 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:38,924 Fraternity man? 840 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,926 Yeah, yeah, Delta Chi. Delta... 841 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,394 Come on. Come on. 842 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:44,763 Well, I don't... 843 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:46,865 I don't keep up in it, you know. Come on. 844 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:49,200 A fellow Delta! Now, how about that! 845 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:51,402 How wonderful to have a brother living right next... 846 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:52,671 Well, that changes everything. 847 00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,372 Now, I'm honor bound to tell you. 848 00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:55,473 Tell me what? 849 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,442 Well, this arrangement will never work. 850 00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:58,543 Why not? 851 00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:01,079 Friend, you... Brother. 852 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:03,014 Well, deep down where you live, 853 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,283 in the secret recesses of your libido, 854 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,452 you know it's impossible. Well, I don't... 855 00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:11,690 With that gorgeous, undulating creature 20 feet away? 856 00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:15,193 Separated only by the gossamer-thin line of your willpower? 857 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,561 Well, not in one million years. 858 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,829 Well, I intend to try. 859 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:18,930 She trusts me, you know. 860 00:43:18,997 --> 00:43:20,999 There's only one possible solution. 861 00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,067 What's that? 862 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:23,168 Exercise. 863 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,569 Exercise? 864 00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:26,271 Well, down through the ages, 865 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:28,840 the only known substitute for sex is physical exertion. 866 00:43:28,907 --> 00:43:31,242 Well, take athletes. No trouble with their libidos. 867 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:32,911 Yeah. They just don't have any. 868 00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:35,146 It all goes onto the playing field. 869 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:38,283 Why do you think that schools stress sports so much? 870 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,351 Well, I guess it's... Keeps the rate of hanky-panky 871 00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:42,487 down to a minimum. 872 00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:44,122 I never thought too much about that. 873 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:46,224 You got any barbells or Indian clubs or weights 874 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,292 or medicine balls, or any of that stuff? 875 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,393 No, I don't go in... 876 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,829 Well, that's your only hope. 877 00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:54,132 I suggest that you just wear yourself out 878 00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:57,435 with the pushups and the sit-ups and the deep knee bends, too. 879 00:43:57,502 --> 00:44:02,640 Every time that your little thoughts turn to yum-yum, you push up. 880 00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:04,575 Push up! Yeah, that's the only solution. Yeah. 881 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,977 Dave, is he gone? 882 00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:07,212 Yeah, yeah, honey. 883 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:08,914 Thanks a lot, Hogan. I really appreciate this. 884 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,682 Well, what are you doing, boy? You're leaving. 885 00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,383 Well, I'm not through yet. Yes, you are. Good night, Hogan. 886 00:44:33,438 --> 00:44:35,506 Honey, let me help you with that. 887 00:44:35,573 --> 00:44:36,875 I meant to do it. I can do it. 888 00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:39,210 No, no, no, no. That's woman's work. 889 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,856 Well, I just thought this arrangement 890 00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:52,357 would give us the least amount of contact 891 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,459 during the difficult hours. 892 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,626 Yeah. 893 00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:58,063 It might be a little inconvenient, 894 00:44:58,129 --> 00:44:59,965 but I think it's important to keep enticements 895 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,399 down to a minimum, don't you? 896 00:45:01,466 --> 00:45:02,667 Yeah. 897 00:45:04,502 --> 00:45:05,570 I would... 898 00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:07,372 Excuse me. 899 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:08,807 It's my fault. I was over... "It's woman's work." 900 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:10,976 That's one of the things we're going to have to watch. 901 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,078 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 902 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,714 Rob, I tell you what I was thinking... 903 00:45:16,782 --> 00:45:19,050 David, good night. 904 00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:24,022 Rob. 905 00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:29,327 Come here. Come here. 906 00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:35,867 Good night. 907 00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:35,760 Get out! Get off of there! 908 00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:46,771 Dave, what's that noise? 909 00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:48,173 What are you doing down there? 910 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,575 Nothing, Rob. You wouldn't understand. 911 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:51,642 Good night, Rob. 912 00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:02,120 Thirty seconds after blast off, 913 00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:05,723 the rocket had cleared its primary entry and was reported on course. 914 00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:08,226 Astronaut Mitchell says he's feeling exhilarated 915 00:47:08,293 --> 00:47:10,761 and the view is spectacular. In Rome today... 916 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,797 Take these, and get off my back. 917 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:14,799 Have a good morning. 918 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,837 Good morning, Murphy. 919 00:47:19,905 --> 00:47:21,072 My, ain't we the early bird. 920 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:22,440 I'll get it for you, Miss Page. 921 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:24,109 Thank you. Thank you so much. 922 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,776 Looks like you run out of material. 923 00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:27,845 Murph! 924 00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:30,949 We were just talking about a leak in her sink. 925 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:42,627 Mr. Hogan! What were you doing in there, boy? 926 00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:47,598 Here, take my handkerchief. Murphy. 927 00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:48,666 What? 928 00:47:48,733 --> 00:47:49,901 Get rid of that cat. 929 00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:51,102 I'll get rid of her, Mr. Hogan. 930 00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:52,603 I don't know what you're talking about. 931 00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:56,241 Come on, let's get you dry. Were you out there all night? 932 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:58,776 I don't want to ask you now, but when you got a minute, 933 00:47:58,843 --> 00:48:00,745 I'd sure love to hear about last night. 934 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:02,813 After a nice hot shower and a little rest, 935 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,316 you'll be our old Hogan again. 936 00:48:07,752 --> 00:48:09,020 What happened to him? 937 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,288 Found him in the bushes. 938 00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,423 Must have been a heck of a party last night. 939 00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:13,791 Oh, Murph. 940 00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:15,826 Man, he's really living. 941 00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:18,729 Well, okay. Honey. 942 00:48:18,796 --> 00:48:19,897 What? Love you. 943 00:48:19,965 --> 00:48:22,000 Love you. 944 00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:24,335 Mr. Architect, you forgot your drafting books. 945 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,004 I gotta be cracking up. Okay, now, drive slowly. 946 00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:27,572 Yeah, okay. You sure you want to cut classes today? 947 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:29,440 Positive. I have a lot of things I have to get settled. 948 00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:31,142 I want to stock the kitchen properly, 949 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:32,277 I have to go to the laundromat. 950 00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:33,644 And I want to cook you the most 951 00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:36,247 scrumptious dinner tonight, wait and see. 952 00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:37,382 Okay. So long. 953 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:38,449 Bye-bye. 954 00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:41,752 One more time. 955 00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:54,899 Maybe I'll stay home from class today, too. 956 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:57,768 David, go to school. Mmm-hmm. 957 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,780 Yes. Well, you know, we have to work out the shower arrangements 958 00:49:09,847 --> 00:49:12,217 and all of that sort of thing. 959 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,819 Hi, Irene. I'll call you back later, August. 960 00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:16,621 Do you want some coffee or something like that? 961 00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,923 Robin, I'm not going to waste time with pleasantries. 962 00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:20,758 I saw David Manning leave just now. 963 00:49:20,825 --> 00:49:22,060 Now, what's going on? 964 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:23,995 Now, wait, it's not like that at all. 965 00:49:24,062 --> 00:49:25,663 I invited Dave to move in. 966 00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,832 Yes! On a perfectly proper basis. 967 00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:30,235 He sleeps there, and I sleep way up there. 968 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:34,805 Way up there. My, my, that's all of 20 feet. 969 00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:36,741 We're living together platonically 970 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,544 to determine our character compatibility. 971 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:41,979 Character compatibility? 972 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:43,314 Why, yes. 973 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:44,749 Well, you're a grown girl now, 974 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,317 and you can carry investigation too far. 975 00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:48,019 What have we done? 976 00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:49,320 But you know what... 977 00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:54,525 You mean he really sleeps here? 978 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:57,228 Cross my heart. 979 00:49:57,295 --> 00:49:59,697 And David goes along with this arrangement? 980 00:49:59,764 --> 00:50:02,233 Why, he's absolutely aligned with me 981 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:05,570 in this noble and beautiful experiment of the mind. 982 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:11,976 Sometimes, I think my students should be teaching me. 983 00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:16,781 You know what I said, it just might all work out. 984 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:18,549 Miss Wilson! Dorkus. 985 00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,118 Good morning, Dorkus. Hi, Robin. 986 00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:21,619 Well, don't worry about me, Irene. Okay? 987 00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:22,720 I'll try not to. 988 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:23,788 I'll see you later. 989 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,323 You get settled in some place nice? 990 00:50:25,390 --> 00:50:27,525 What can I tell you? It's a roof over my head. 991 00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:29,327 Is Hogan around? 992 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:30,961 He went to the barber shop. 993 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,097 Have time for a cup of coffee? 994 00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:34,165 Love it. Made some fresh. Good. 995 00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:35,900 Well, what I was worried about, quite frankly, 996 00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,702 was Robin living next door to Hogan. 997 00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:39,737 Shows what kind of a suspicious mind I have. 998 00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:41,172 Why shouldn't you? 999 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,109 Because I'm skeptical, mistrusting, 1000 00:50:44,175 --> 00:50:46,377 jealous and all those horrible female things 1001 00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:48,846 I keep teaching my girls not to be. 1002 00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:50,548 Why, just because I moved out, 1003 00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:53,351 should I think that Hogan would want to take advantage of my niece? 1004 00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:55,120 Why indeed. 1005 00:50:55,186 --> 00:50:58,089 You know, I think I understand Hogan now. 1006 00:50:58,156 --> 00:50:59,657 You know what he is? 1007 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:02,593 A poor, lost, lonely little boy 1008 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:05,530 who looked for love and understanding from me. 1009 00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:07,198 You know, for a college professor, 1010 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:09,900 you can be pretty stupid about some things. 1011 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:13,404 No, no, no, no, that's one thing I do know. The psychology of the child. 1012 00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:15,072 I majored in it. 1013 00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:16,607 And Hogan is a child. 1014 00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:18,676 Just look at this place. 1015 00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:21,446 You know what it is? It's a playpen. 1016 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:26,317 And that dear little gorilla doll he gave me. 1017 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:30,255 That's the gift of a poor, lost, lonely little boy. 1018 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:35,025 Before I throw up, and I may, 1019 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,562 let me show you what Hogan majored in. 1020 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,397 Majored in? Right this way. 1021 00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:43,968 Here's the poor, lost, lonely boy's closet of playthings. 1022 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:46,337 Hogan's private zoo. 1023 00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:48,673 There you are. 1024 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:53,578 For a 39-cent gorilla, he made a monkey out of you. 1025 00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:55,112 "Beautiful relationship." 1026 00:51:55,180 --> 00:51:58,216 Now over here, we have his private key shop. 1027 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,952 Anybody for heart-shaped keys? 1028 00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:05,856 My very own key. "Think of me." Hmm? 1029 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:08,159 Let us do a little history of this apartment unit 1030 00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,395 of poor lonely Hogan's. 1031 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:13,764 I came to work for him about 1959. 1032 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:16,334 That was the year Ericka had your apartment. 1033 00:52:16,401 --> 00:52:17,768 She was a stripper in a beer joint. 1034 00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:19,270 Ericka! 1035 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:22,940 Then there was Cheryl. She was a very private secretary. 1036 00:52:23,007 --> 00:52:24,242 Cheryl? 1037 00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:25,876 Then Elise. I never did know what she did. 1038 00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:26,944 Elise? 1039 00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:28,279 Gretchen, she was a nurse. 1040 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:30,181 Gretchen? Sybil Jane. 1041 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:31,582 Sybil Jane? 1042 00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:47,164 Why, Irene, honey, what a pleasant surprise. 1043 00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:56,207 What was that all about? 1044 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:57,508 Ericka. 1045 00:52:57,575 --> 00:53:00,211 Josie, Betty Jane, Monique, and all those others. 1046 00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:02,480 I could just brain you! 1047 00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:05,650 Well, as I... Before you, dear, 1048 00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:08,085 I mean, I was a bachelor with my own apartment house. 1049 00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,620 How utterly convenient. 1050 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,722 Had a lot of fertile fields to plow? 1051 00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,591 Beats walking the streets. 1052 00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:15,426 To think I believed you. 1053 00:53:15,493 --> 00:53:17,795 "Your very own red key, think only of me." 1054 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:20,798 Ooh! Darn you! Darn you! Darn you! Darn you! 1055 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:24,302 What are you so mad at? Nothing. Nothing at all! 1056 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,170 I accepted the end of our affair 1057 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:29,974 like a gentleman. I did not go storming into your beauty parlor 1058 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,742 creating a ridiculous scene like this. 1059 00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,811 I'm getting sick and tired and fed up of you girls 1060 00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:35,780 just wandering in and out of my life 1061 00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:38,015 and my apartment house at your own discretion, 1062 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:39,650 taking advantage of my good nature. 1063 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,018 How do you think it feels to know 1064 00:53:41,085 --> 00:53:42,253 that I'm nothing, more or less, 1065 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,689 but a tonic for what ails women? 1066 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:46,624 Do you know the frustrating story of my life? 1067 00:53:46,691 --> 00:53:48,259 Refreshing without filling! 1068 00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:49,360 You'll forgive that expression, won't you, my dear? 1069 00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:50,761 Will you keep your voice down? 1070 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:52,129 No, I won't keep my voice down! 1071 00:53:52,196 --> 00:53:55,032 I want all my fellow men to know how I've been utilized! 1072 00:53:55,099 --> 00:53:56,100 You've been... 1073 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,602 Yes, I've been utilized! 1074 00:53:57,668 --> 00:53:59,804 She wants me to stand idly by 1075 00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:02,573 while she brings a friend in, not to break the continuity. 1076 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,174 Well, no dice. You're a nut. 1077 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:06,210 He is. He really is. Let me tell you something else. 1078 00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:08,212 This child is absolutely wonderful. Bright, young, eager, 1079 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:10,981 a body that will not quit. Don't think this lady hasn't filled 1080 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:13,851 that sweet young thing in on my physical qualifications. 1081 00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:15,986 Oh-ho! Hee-hee! 1082 00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:19,557 Merciful heavens, will there never be a respite? 1083 00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:21,559 Bravo! 1084 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:30,335 Did he mind sleeping out here? 1085 00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:33,003 No, he was very sweet about it. 1086 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,308 Hi, there. Hi. 1087 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:39,677 Girls, girls, girls. 1088 00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:42,079 I want you to meet my landlord, Mr. Hogan. 1089 00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:43,981 No "mister," just Hogan, from across the hall. 1090 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:45,616 Well, don't let me intrude now. How do you do? 1091 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:47,184 Would you like a piece of coffee cake? 1092 00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:48,719 No thank you, my dear. 1093 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,356 We're having a coffee klatch. Oh. 1094 00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:52,857 You know, this is unbelievable. 1095 00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:55,159 How can one girl have so many attractive girlfriends? 1096 00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:56,661 Thank you. The last time I was alone 1097 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:57,728 with this many beautiful girls 1098 00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,497 was when I was a little sprite. 1099 00:54:59,564 --> 00:55:01,632 There was a campfire girls' meeting up the hill, you know, 1100 00:55:01,699 --> 00:55:04,068 and I snuck in there and let all the air out of the marshmallows. 1101 00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:09,907 Murph! 1102 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,843 Just doing a little pruning, honey. 1103 00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:14,011 Nice meeting you, Hogan. 1104 00:55:14,078 --> 00:55:16,180 Thanks for all those funny stories. 1105 00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:18,182 Bye-bye, Robin. Goodbye. 1106 00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,550 Goodbye. Nice to have seen you. 1107 00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:21,452 Goodbye, Hogan. Goodbye. Bye-bye. 1108 00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:22,553 Awfully nice to have seen you. 1109 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,622 Come again soon. Bye-bye. 1110 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,757 What a charming bevy. 1111 00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,826 Goodbye, Hogan. I don't have to leave yet. 1112 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:31,496 Hogan, I do have things I have to do. 1113 00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:34,499 Such as the laundromat, Piggly Wiggly market, shoemaker. 1114 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:35,966 I'm very... Well, good. I have nothing to do, 1115 00:55:36,033 --> 00:55:37,902 and I'll do it with you. Well, I don't want to impose. 1116 00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:40,070 Well, it's not an imposition. You'd be doing me a favor. 1117 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:41,739 I'd be alone all day, and I hate that. 1118 00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:44,208 And besides, I love to Piggle and Wiggle and wash little things. 1119 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:45,910 Here, let me take that. Not one more word from you. 1120 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,045 You just consider old Hogan your slave for the day. 1121 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:53,951 You know, I feel kind of deliciously guilty about skipping classes today. 1122 00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:55,586 Good for the soul, you sweet thing. 1123 00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:57,321 I used to be a college man myself, you know. 1124 00:55:57,388 --> 00:55:59,924 Pre-med, engineering, horticulture, one or two others, there. 1125 00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:01,225 Kicked out of three universities. 1126 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,927 That's too bad. 1127 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:04,595 Well, not really. I think it worked out for the best. 1128 00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:07,465 I find I function better in the fiery crucible of life, 1129 00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:09,634 mixing with people, you know? 1130 00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:17,975 Hogan, exactly what do you do? Hmm? 1131 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,010 About what? For a living, you mean? 1132 00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:21,345 Yes, I think that's what I mean. 1133 00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:22,847 I own the apartment building. 1134 00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:25,149 Oh! Well, it's not really my fault. 1135 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,685 You see, my antecedents came to California with the pioneers, 1136 00:56:27,752 --> 00:56:30,855 and now I'm stuck with property all over the place. 1137 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,623 Well, that's too bad. Yeah. 1138 00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:35,292 It's all I can do to forgive my grandfather for leaving me so well off. 1139 00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:37,294 I've been sort of, I don't know, 1140 00:56:37,361 --> 00:56:40,498 deprived of the healthy natural struggle for existence 1141 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:41,899 by being too rich. 1142 00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:43,701 Well, we all have our crosses to bear. 1143 00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,069 Yeah, isn't that the truth. 1144 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:48,773 Here I am, forced to eke out my pleasures in other areas. 1145 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:50,174 Like what? 1146 00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:08,959 What are we doing here? 1147 00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:11,428 Well, it seems like such a natural spot for a picnic. 1148 00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:14,298 Hogan, I have a million things I have to get done now. 1149 00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:16,400 I'm very busy. Rare bottle of Chablis. 1150 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:17,468 And chilled, too. 1151 00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,069 Take me to the supermarket. 1152 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:21,839 The supermarket? Are you sure? I am positive. 1153 00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:27,778 Thanks for helping me, Hogan. 1154 00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:28,913 It's awfully nice of you. 1155 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:30,347 My pleasure. 1156 00:57:30,414 --> 00:57:32,517 Just put it over there, okay? Uh-huh. 1157 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,787 Right here. Can you manage? Yep. 1158 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:37,955 Okay. 1159 00:57:46,831 --> 00:57:48,966 Hogan, I've practically wasted your whole day. 1160 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,535 Shouldn't you be doing something? 1161 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:52,269 No, nothing to do. 1162 00:57:52,336 --> 00:57:55,005 Just hang around and help you. Say, listen... 1163 00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:56,140 What? 1164 00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:58,442 ...sweet thing, some night, Bill... Dave... 1165 00:57:58,509 --> 00:58:02,112 Dave. If he has to work, or if he's too tired, 1166 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:04,281 I want you to feel free to just pop across that hall 1167 00:58:04,348 --> 00:58:05,950 and knock on old Hogan's door, 1168 00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,652 and let me take you out to dinner. Will you do that? 1169 00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:10,988 Well, thank you very much, but Dave has so much energy, 1170 00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:13,190 he practically never gets tired. 1171 00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:16,060 Oh. Good. 1172 00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:18,996 It'll be such fun fixing dinner for the man you love. 1173 00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:22,032 Oh! Oh. And I want to thank you for helping me select this wine. 1174 00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:24,234 Dave just loves wine. 1175 00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:28,539 It's going to be so beautiful and romantic and... 1176 00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:31,475 Dave is just going to love it. 1177 00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:34,378 Yeah. And with all that energy... 1178 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:36,513 What? I just remembered something I forgot. 1179 00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:38,916 What? I've gotta pop off, and I'll see you later, huh? 1180 00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:40,517 Okay, goodbye. Thanks for everything. 1181 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:42,953 Pas de quoi, you sweet thing. 1182 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:46,323 My energy is just fine, thanks! Shh! 1183 00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:48,025 I'm only trying to help you. 1184 00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,393 Yeah, yeah. 1185 00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:52,963 You remember last night? I remember last night. 1186 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,732 If you think last night was rough, buster, 1187 00:58:54,799 --> 00:58:56,901 you wait and see what she's got in store for you tonight. 1188 00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:58,836 Even the pushups aren't going to help you. 1189 00:58:58,903 --> 00:59:00,337 You'll be a goner before dessert. 1190 00:59:00,404 --> 00:59:01,839 I appreciate your concern, Hogan, 1191 00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:03,107 but what are you talking about? 1192 00:59:03,173 --> 00:59:05,409 Well, don't you see, your big problem is 1193 00:59:05,475 --> 00:59:06,811 you got too much energy, right? 1194 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,512 Now I'm asking you, man to man, 1195 00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:10,781 give that sweet trusting child a fair break. 1196 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:13,150 Exhaust yourself before tonight. 1197 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,952 You're starting that substitute-for-sex routine again... 1198 00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:16,386 It's true! 1199 00:59:16,453 --> 00:59:18,055 You ask any middle-aged man. 1200 00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:19,690 They don't have any problem with carnal desire. 1201 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:21,626 They come home from the office too pooped to care. 1202 00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:24,561 Yeah. We've got to exhaust you, my boy, 1203 00:59:24,629 --> 00:59:27,732 and before tonight. Please, will you... 1204 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:29,634 Please, trust me. 1205 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,636 I'm doing this for your good. 1206 00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:35,139 Will you put your trust in me? Huh? 1207 01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:22,687 Hi, honey, welcome home. 1208 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:23,888 What? 1209 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,856 I got a muscle spasm. What? 1210 01:00:25,923 --> 01:00:27,692 Under the shoulder, honey. It's kinked up a little. 1211 01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:30,027 You poor sweet lamb. 1212 01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,830 I'm awfully... Here, let me help you. 1213 01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:36,701 Here. My poor baby. Come on. 1214 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:40,738 That was delivered for you about 10 minutes ago. There's a note on it. 1215 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:41,939 What's it for? 1216 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:45,876 Well, it's for exercise. Oh. 1217 01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:47,978 They brought all this other stuff, too. 1218 01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:50,247 Did you buy it? 1219 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:51,949 No, no. It's... Who's it from? 1220 01:00:53,617 --> 01:00:55,419 It's from a friend. 1221 01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:57,788 Isn't that nice? 1222 01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,457 Well, honey, I'm so glad you're taking an interest in sports. 1223 01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:03,027 Uh-huh. Well, I mean, it'll be a little problem storing it, 1224 01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:06,063 but as long as you're healthy, happy and all of that. 1225 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:07,932 Okay. Well, dinner will be ready in a minute. 1226 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,934 I'm going to go watch everything, okay? 1227 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:13,437 Oh, boy. 1228 01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:19,576 You know, I never had a brother, 1229 01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:22,479 so I don't know much about men's interest in sports. 1230 01:01:22,546 --> 01:01:25,649 But I think a good wife should take an interest. Don't you? 1231 01:01:25,716 --> 01:01:28,218 Yeah, yeah. 1232 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:31,956 Honey, how would you like it if I took golf lessons 1233 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,291 after we're married? 1234 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:37,494 Yeah, yeah, it would be a good idea. 1235 01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:41,098 What'd you say? 1236 01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:42,733 I wonder who that is. 1237 01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:47,637 Mr. Dave Manning? 1238 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:48,705 Dave, it's for you. 1239 01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:50,374 Yeah, what is it? 1240 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:53,643 Oh, my goodness. 1241 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:56,146 I've never seen anything like that. 1242 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:57,247 Excuse me. 1243 01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:58,949 Yes. Sign here, sir. 1244 01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:01,018 Oh, my... They're real. 1245 01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:02,419 Nice evening, isn't it, missus? 1246 01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:04,354 No, it's miss. 1247 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,456 They're beautiful. Thank you. 1248 01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:08,558 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 1249 01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,828 Oh. Oh, yeah. 1250 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,730 There you go. Well, thank you, sir. 1251 01:02:13,798 --> 01:02:14,932 Well, good night, folks. 1252 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:16,767 Good night. 1253 01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:20,037 Like the sign says, good luck. 1254 01:02:20,104 --> 01:02:24,341 I wonder what's going on. There's no note to it. Who could have sent it? 1255 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:25,409 I think it's from Hogan. 1256 01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:26,977 But what for? 1257 01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:29,479 Midterms. I think I mentioned that to him. 1258 01:02:29,546 --> 01:02:31,882 Well, isn't he the dearest thing? 1259 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,851 To take all that time and expense 1260 01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:35,319 just to think of you. 1261 01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,486 Yeah, yeah. 1262 01:02:37,121 --> 01:02:38,823 He's a doll. 1263 01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:40,524 I almost forgot. 1264 01:02:49,133 --> 01:02:52,169 I'll get into the hang of it before the week is out. 1265 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:55,239 A nice, ice-cold martini for when my poor, hard-working man... 1266 01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:56,907 Honey? 1267 01:02:58,876 --> 01:03:00,510 Are you asleep? 1268 01:03:11,956 --> 01:03:13,123 To me. 1269 01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:33,143 Hi, I'm sorry to bother you at this time of night. 1270 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,311 Could I borrow a cup of sugar? 1271 01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:35,512 Why, sure. Come on in. 1272 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:36,947 Thanks. 1273 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:39,950 Be careful with the door. Dave's asleep. 1274 01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:44,788 I'll just tippy-toe like a little mouse. 1275 01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:45,923 Whatever happened to him? 1276 01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:47,057 I don't know. 1277 01:03:47,124 --> 01:03:49,259 Well, he came home exhausted, poor thing. 1278 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,627 I didn't have the heart to wake him. 1279 01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:53,430 Martini is my favorite soft drink. 1280 01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,632 Shh! Shh! 1281 01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:56,833 Help yourself. 1282 01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:57,935 Thank you. 1283 01:03:58,002 --> 01:04:00,137 I'll go get the sugar, okay? 1284 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,889 What are you cooking over there? Hmm? 1285 01:04:18,956 --> 01:04:21,125 Just a lonely little bachelor's dinner. 1286 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,259 With a cup of sugar? 1287 01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:23,727 Listen, I've got a thought. 1288 01:04:23,793 --> 01:04:25,729 Here's your sugar. Thanks. 1289 01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:28,232 Your dinner's going to waste, and I hate cooking for myself, 1290 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,634 so why don't you and I just sneak out and grab a fast bite? 1291 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,170 Well, thanks a lot, but I really couldn't. 1292 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:35,039 You can't rattle around here with pots and pans. 1293 01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:36,440 You're going to wake that boy up. 1294 01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:37,574 Well, that's true. 1295 01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:39,676 This kid is exhausted. I'm worried. 1296 01:04:39,743 --> 01:04:41,245 I mean, he needs his sleep if he wants to get good marks, you know. 1297 01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:42,879 Well, I don't know... Listen, I know a wonderful little 1298 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,381 hole-in-the-wall. It's right around the corner. 1299 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:46,816 We can just grab a hamburger and some beans. 1300 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,852 Just an inexpensive little joint. 1301 01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,287 Okay with you, you sweet thing? 1302 01:04:57,527 --> 01:04:58,628 Bravo. 1303 01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:00,330 He found a '28 Romanee. It's my favorite wine. 1304 01:05:02,967 --> 01:05:06,336 This is what you call "inexpensive little joint"? 1305 01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:07,737 Well, it's an economic necessity. 1306 01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:09,940 The bank requested that I get rid of excess cash. 1307 01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:12,409 It's cluttering up their vaults. Where was I? 1308 01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:16,580 You were saying something about diversity. Yeah. 1309 01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:18,482 I didn't understand a word of it. 1310 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:21,351 Well, I'll see if I can put it a different way. 1311 01:05:23,353 --> 01:05:25,956 Well, there must be 200 restaurants in this town. 1312 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:28,092 Who's he with? My niece, Robin. 1313 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:29,659 Robin? What's he doing with her? 1314 01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:31,495 I have no idea. 1315 01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:33,530 I hope. 1316 01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:37,001 Now, look, let's not start worrying about her. She's a big girl. 1317 01:05:52,316 --> 01:05:53,883 Now, let's see. 1318 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:56,720 One needs a yardstick to judge everything, you see. 1319 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,088 Even men, for instance. 1320 01:05:58,155 --> 01:05:59,156 Well, let's take men as a for-instance. 1321 01:05:59,223 --> 01:06:00,657 Again, diversity. 1322 01:06:00,724 --> 01:06:03,360 Now, there's a little rhyme that I've made up. 1323 01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:07,031 "Men are like cantaloupes, may I tell you why?" Why? 1324 01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:08,632 "To appreciate a good one, 1325 01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:09,899 "a thousand you should try!" 1326 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,337 You didn't make that up. No. No, I didn't. 1327 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:15,305 Well, maybe I read it somewhere. But how true it is. 1328 01:06:15,372 --> 01:06:17,707 Well, now, take you and Dave, how much better off you are with him 1329 01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:19,209 than with someone like me, for instance. 1330 01:06:19,276 --> 01:06:23,513 I mean, what have I got to offer a beautiful, young girl like you? 1331 01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:28,418 Except possibly unlimited funds and vapid, empty delight. 1332 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:36,426 You'll be happy to know, now that we're better acquainted, 1333 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,262 I can honestly state we have no problem at all. 1334 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,064 Fortunately, you leave me cold. What? 1335 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,932 Not that you aren't one of the most ravishingly beautiful creatures 1336 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,969 I've ever seen, but I don't know, it's your mind. 1337 01:06:46,036 --> 01:06:47,904 My what? I admire your mind so much, 1338 01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:50,874 I barely notice that you have a body. 1339 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:53,009 No offense. No, no. 1340 01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:56,046 We're going to get along marvelously. 1341 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,483 Of course, one really should take into account 1342 01:06:59,549 --> 01:07:01,851 how unimportant a liaison with me would be, 1343 01:07:01,918 --> 01:07:03,720 should we feel one coming on. 1344 01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:07,724 A liaison of the mind. You admire my mind so much, remember? 1345 01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:10,160 Unfortunately, Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, 1346 01:07:10,227 --> 01:07:13,197 has endowed me with other cravings, too. 1347 01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:16,066 I'd better warn you that when invidious forces take hold of me, 1348 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:20,170 I'm not above craft and cunning to achieve my objective. 1349 01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:22,139 I'll keep my eyes open. 1350 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,607 Good girl. Be alert, 1351 01:07:25,008 --> 01:07:27,377 because sometimes these devices are so well-concealed, 1352 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:30,180 I don't even see them coming on myself. 1353 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:38,122 Thanks for a lovely evening, Hogan. 1354 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:39,856 You're welcome. It is fun, isn't it? 1355 01:07:39,923 --> 01:07:41,325 Come on over. We'll have a little nightcap at my place. 1356 01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,527 I got a hit record I want to show you. Hey, this way. 1357 01:07:43,593 --> 01:07:46,096 Good night, Hogan. 1358 01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,298 Now, look, look, now, we've barely begun to fight. 1359 01:07:48,365 --> 01:07:50,967 The evening is very young, you know. 1360 01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:54,238 Hi, there, old buddy-bud. Come on. 1361 01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:55,972 Hi, honey, did we wake you? 1362 01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:58,308 Do you realize it's 2:30 in the morning? 1363 01:07:58,375 --> 01:07:59,743 Well, I didn't want to disturb you, 1364 01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,678 and Hogan very considerately asked me out. 1365 01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:04,648 Swell. Swell. So you just left me on the couch over there, 1366 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:06,816 passed out like cold mashed potatoes, on the couch. 1367 01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:08,685 No hard feelings, pal. 1368 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,288 Let's all step in and discuss it over a friendly, stirring cup. 1369 01:08:11,355 --> 01:08:13,390 No, we're not stepping in. You're stepping out. 1370 01:08:13,457 --> 01:08:14,558 That's no way to treat a brother. 1371 01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:15,925 Out, Hogan! 1372 01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:16,993 You're angry, aren't you? 1373 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,828 No. Why should I be angry? 1374 01:08:18,895 --> 01:08:20,897 My girl, out with another man, leaves me without even a note 1375 01:08:20,964 --> 01:08:22,766 to tell me where she's going to be. Why should I be angry? 1376 01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:23,967 Who collapsed on the couch after I slaved all day 1377 01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:25,469 over that lovely dinner? 1378 01:08:25,535 --> 01:08:27,304 I was pooped! What's the matter? 1379 01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:28,738 It's a kink. 1380 01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:31,007 If you had been through what I have been through today, 1381 01:08:31,074 --> 01:08:33,076 and no sleep last night... We're fighting again. 1382 01:08:33,143 --> 01:08:35,179 You're very good at definitions. This is a fight. 1383 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,046 All right, I'm sorry. It's my fault. 1384 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,882 I shouldn't have gone out. 1385 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:48,658 Rob, honey, it's more my fault than it was yours. 1386 01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:50,594 I'm exhausted and I got angry. No, no. I got angry. 1387 01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,061 Because of that nut. No, I got angry. 1388 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,231 No, it was my fault. No, really, I did. 1389 01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:59,536 Hey, let's not get into a fight over who started the fight. 1390 01:08:59,603 --> 01:09:00,704 Okay. 1391 01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:04,140 Anyway, we're both sorry. Huh? 1392 01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:05,509 Yes. 1393 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:16,320 Rob, we'd better knock that off. 1394 01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:19,155 I tell you, I'm tired and my resistance to you is low. 1395 01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:22,859 Well, if you're so tired, how could you even think of sex? 1396 01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:25,529 Well, I'm not that tired. 1397 01:09:25,595 --> 01:09:27,464 Dave, you get to bed. 1398 01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:28,698 And I want you to get a lot of rest. 1399 01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:30,133 Yeah, Rob... And sleep well, 1400 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,301 'cause you have to go to school 1401 01:09:31,368 --> 01:09:32,336 bright and early tomorrow morning, 1402 01:09:32,402 --> 01:09:35,004 and I've kept you up so late already. 1403 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,875 Good night, you gorgeous thing. 1404 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:05,001 What's that? 1405 01:10:05,068 --> 01:10:06,370 Nothing, honey. 1406 01:10:06,436 --> 01:10:09,239 Just stubbed my toe. Go to sleep now. 1407 01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,340 Good night. 1408 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,309 Okay. 1409 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:55,885 Sorry, it's just the water pipes. 1410 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:58,087 Good night. Sleep tight. 1411 01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:04,594 I'll give it the big try. 1412 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:39,463 Shh! Don't strike a match. I thought I smelled gas. 1413 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:41,197 Gas. I scurried over as fast as I could 1414 01:11:41,264 --> 01:11:42,298 to warn you. 1415 01:11:42,366 --> 01:11:43,567 Okay, thanks, Hogan. 1416 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:44,801 When did you first smell the gas? 1417 01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:46,302 I was out watering my flowers. 1418 01:11:46,370 --> 01:11:48,204 There's nothing more frightening than the smell of gas. 1419 01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,407 She probably left this oven on. 1420 01:11:59,883 --> 01:12:03,052 Thought I smelled electricity? 1421 01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:07,190 Can't be too careful. Hey, now that you're wide awake, 1422 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:09,459 it's as good a time as any to get into this situation 1423 01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:10,660 between you and Robin in-depth. 1424 01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:12,429 Now, listen. Look... You got a match? 1425 01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:15,365 Early in the morning, I have examinations and... 1426 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:16,966 How the hell do you keep getting in here? 1427 01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:18,502 Well, your door was open. 1428 01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:19,936 It was not open! 1429 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,805 You've got a nerve. What? 1430 01:12:21,871 --> 01:12:25,041 I'm spending all my free time trying to help you win the girl of your choice. 1431 01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:28,311 You're standing on a legal technicality. Give me the key. 1432 01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:32,749 Oh, you're touchy. Come on. Come on. 1433 01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:34,984 Hogan, I am going to bed. No, no, no, you're not. 1434 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:37,053 Now, look, you want to marry that girl? 1435 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,455 I am going to show you how. 1436 01:12:38,522 --> 01:12:40,023 Where do you keep your matches around here? 1437 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:42,959 There we are. Now let's get down to business. 1438 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:46,029 First of all, take the subject herself, Robin. 1439 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:49,098 I don't want you to take offense, son, 1440 01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:50,700 but that girl has got her clock worked in backwards. 1441 01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:52,201 So yours are perfectly all right. 1442 01:12:52,268 --> 01:12:53,837 Which, confirming my earlier opinions, 1443 01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:56,239 means that what she actually seeks is a man 1444 01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:59,075 who doesn't pamper her every desire, do you follow? 1445 01:12:59,142 --> 01:13:00,977 Now, Hogan, at 9:00 am in the morning, 1446 01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,479 I have examinations. Now, I gotta get some sleep, okay? 1447 01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:03,780 Yeah, you're darn right. Now, the problem is 1448 01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:05,281 how to set the stage, so that... 1449 01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:06,650 Now, pay attention to me, boy. 1450 01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:07,984 I've had a lot of experience in this field. 1451 01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:09,252 I'll be an inestimable help. 1452 01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:10,820 How lucky can I get? 1453 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:14,090 Since this dear sweet child cannot face up to her unconscious desires, 1454 01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:17,527 it's up to you to make it easy for her to face up to the unfaceable. Huh? 1455 01:13:17,594 --> 01:13:19,162 What was that again? 1456 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:22,699 And in such a way as to make it seem to her that she herself, 1457 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:24,568 and not you, has dispelled her resistance. 1458 01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:26,335 Now, you follow that? Of course, of course. 1459 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,905 It'd never do to simply go upstairs and attack. 1460 01:13:28,972 --> 01:13:30,807 That, she'd be bound to look upon that with disfavor. 1461 01:13:30,874 --> 01:13:32,308 Then how about sneaking up behind her 1462 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:34,277 with a handkerchief soaked in chloroform? 1463 01:13:34,343 --> 01:13:35,411 What are you talking about? 1464 01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:38,782 Or a firm grip on a soft throat. 1465 01:13:49,158 --> 01:13:50,694 Brother, I don't think you're taking this thing seriously. 1466 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,096 Now, you have got to listen to me, boy. It's imperative. 1467 01:13:53,162 --> 01:13:54,798 Give me the key. What I have planned for you 1468 01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:56,800 is a program of feigned indifference. 1469 01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:59,102 A policy of reverse English, shall we call it? 1470 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,270 And hardly a woman alive can resist it. 1471 01:14:01,337 --> 01:14:03,006 Yeah, how many more of these things do you have? 1472 01:14:03,072 --> 01:14:05,642 The supply is inexhaustible. 1473 01:14:05,709 --> 01:14:07,410 Now, the thing is, you are going to have 1474 01:14:07,477 --> 01:14:09,112 to adhere to this with strict discipline, boy. 1475 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:10,313 There is to be no compliments 1476 01:14:10,379 --> 01:14:13,049 and no whispered sweet nothings into her ear. 1477 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:16,152 And no flowers and no candy. And most important of all, 1478 01:14:16,219 --> 01:14:17,887 you must abstain from all those 1479 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,556 little niceties that women adore. 1480 01:14:19,623 --> 01:14:20,757 Do you follow me? Am I going too fast? 1481 01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:21,891 It sounds irresistible. 1482 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,760 A short period of treatment like that 1483 01:14:23,827 --> 01:14:25,762 and she is primed for the kill, 1484 01:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,997 if you get the picture. Do you get any use out of this thing? 1485 01:14:28,064 --> 01:14:32,468 What I don't understand is how you've managed to live so long. 1486 01:14:32,536 --> 01:14:33,803 Unseen forces watch over me. 1487 01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:35,539 Well, your luck just ran out. 1488 01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:37,406 What do you mean... 1489 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,775 Boy, what is the matter with you? Why do you do that? 1490 01:14:38,842 --> 01:14:40,409 Can't you see I'm trying to help you? 1491 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,812 This girl has got cravings and desires burning deep within her. 1492 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:44,581 Let her burn! 1493 01:14:44,648 --> 01:14:46,716 It's attitudes like that, callous attitudes that make it tough on me. 1494 01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:48,518 Well, I might as well tell you, I'm sick. 1495 01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:50,386 What? I'm sick. 1496 01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:53,456 She's going to turn to me to put out the fire, and I'm sick of playing patsy 1497 01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,959 to the entire female contingent of central California. 1498 01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:57,326 You... I can't go on like this. 1499 01:14:57,393 --> 01:15:00,163 Not again. Look, son, you don't understand. 1500 01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:01,698 Look, start your program right away, 1501 01:15:01,765 --> 01:15:03,032 as soon as she gets out of the shower. 1502 01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:04,934 Show your indifference by leaving her alone with me. 1503 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:12,108 Welcome to my apartment. I hope you like it, because I want you to know 1504 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,610 that it is available to you at any time. 1505 01:15:13,677 --> 01:15:15,579 I mean, you might want to pop over here 1506 01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:18,514 and do some homework or maybe get some uninterrupted sleep. 1507 01:15:18,582 --> 01:15:19,883 And I'll just toot along back in 1508 01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:21,818 and continue to lavish her with attention. 1509 01:15:21,885 --> 01:15:24,020 Of course, that rules me out right away as a love object, doesn't it? 1510 01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:26,255 Here, simple, huh? Bye. 1511 01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:28,424 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1512 01:15:31,728 --> 01:15:33,462 Be careful what you're grabbing there, boy. 1513 01:15:46,743 --> 01:15:51,280 * Grind away, you little devil The key to happiness * 1514 01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:58,021 Please, God. 1515 01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:36,660 Irene! Irene! Honey, Irene. 1516 01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:40,596 Dave, what happen... Irene! 1517 01:16:40,664 --> 01:16:43,166 What happened? Dave, what did you do? 1518 01:16:43,232 --> 01:16:45,001 I hit her on the head. What? 1519 01:16:45,068 --> 01:16:46,502 With a thing. How could you do that? 1520 01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:48,672 Well, I... Irene! 1521 01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:50,573 Can you hear me? Is she dead? Irene. 1522 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,875 Irene. Irene, wake up. Wake up. 1523 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:53,142 What could've happened? She's out cold. 1524 01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:54,343 Wake up, Irene. What happened? 1525 01:16:54,410 --> 01:16:55,511 He hit her with something. 1526 01:16:55,578 --> 01:16:56,813 Well, that's ridiculous. 1527 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,181 You stay out of this, Hogan. 1528 01:16:58,247 --> 01:16:59,315 You gotta learn to control that temper. 1529 01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:00,850 I'm telling you... Stop shouting. 1530 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:02,185 Well, then get him out of here. What? 1531 01:17:02,251 --> 01:17:03,987 Go get the brandy. Irene. 1532 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,521 Going around poleaxing women like that. 1533 01:17:05,588 --> 01:17:06,990 How are you going to be a successful architect 1534 01:17:07,056 --> 01:17:08,291 if you get the reputation for being a hothead? 1535 01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:09,558 You want to take my advice in this matter? 1536 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,594 Just button your lip and get out of here, Hogan. 1537 01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:13,797 Robin, give me the brandy. Irene. 1538 01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,665 Dave Manning, I don't know what's gotten into you. 1539 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:17,566 How could you be so brutal to a poor woman? 1540 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:19,135 I didn't know it was Irene. 1541 01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:20,503 Hitting her over the head with a bottle, or whatever it is. 1542 01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:23,106 I didn't do it on purpose. What do you think I am? 1543 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:24,774 I'm not sure now. 1544 01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:26,810 Well, I find it doesn't pay to get panicky in these situations. 1545 01:17:26,876 --> 01:17:28,077 Women are very tough, you know. 1546 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,846 They got much more fiber than you think. 1547 01:17:29,913 --> 01:17:32,415 Can I make a suggestion? The best place for this girl, 1548 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:33,783 obviously, is her own bed, 1549 01:17:33,850 --> 01:17:35,284 so why don't you just pick her up and take her home. 1550 01:17:35,351 --> 01:17:36,853 And in the meantime, I'll do my level best 1551 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,654 to try and calm poor Robin down. 1552 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:40,356 You are full of helpful ideas, aren't you? 1553 01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:41,758 Why do you... There you go again. 1554 01:17:41,825 --> 01:17:43,159 Now, what's... A simple suggestion. 1555 01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:44,694 I am going to do now, Hogan, 1556 01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:47,130 what I should have done the minute you stuck your nose in our lives. 1557 01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:48,765 There you go again, lack of emotional control. 1558 01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:49,933 People are gonna talk about you. 1559 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,034 You'd better pull yourself together. 1560 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,702 You're going to be a lousy architect. 1561 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:55,705 Lines all zig-zaggy jiggly, and I don't like the look in your... 1562 01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:58,942 Now, come on, fella. Now, come on, baby. 1563 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:08,184 Take your pulse. 1564 01:18:09,418 --> 01:18:10,954 How's Irene? 1565 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:14,357 Well, you have been an absolute beast ever since I came home. 1566 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,292 Hitting this poor woman on the head like that. 1567 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:18,227 Honey, I thought it was Hogan. Holy smoke... 1568 01:18:18,294 --> 01:18:20,663 And then screaming at everybody. 1569 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:22,431 And why would you want to hit Hogan? 1570 01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,801 Why would I... Oh, boy! Well, I... 1571 01:18:24,868 --> 01:18:25,969 Where is Hogan? 1572 01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:27,503 He left unexpectedly. Irene. 1573 01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:30,606 Well, I'm glad this evening happened. You are? 1574 01:18:30,673 --> 01:18:34,944 Yes, I am. I've discovered a whole other side of you I've never known. 1575 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:37,146 Well, now you know. I'm a raving monster. 1576 01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:38,414 You certainly are. 1577 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:39,816 And with no provocation, either. 1578 01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:41,117 Just two nights without sleep, 1579 01:18:41,184 --> 01:18:43,552 no dinner, no girl, and this burlesque 1580 01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:44,921 of married life you've dreamt up. 1581 01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:49,292 Look at this place, honey. It is a junk heap. 1582 01:18:49,358 --> 01:18:51,527 Our little sanctum. Wasn't that what it was supposed to be? 1583 01:18:51,594 --> 01:18:55,498 Where we can reveal ourselves and exchange deep confidences. 1584 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:57,300 With people walking in and out, 1585 01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:59,168 and doors opening and closing, 1586 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:01,237 and a kooky landlord across the hall with 5,000 keys. 1587 01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:02,839 I tell you, lady, it's a nut house. 1588 01:19:02,906 --> 01:19:05,174 You are running a loony bin. 1589 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:09,078 You're just terrible. 1590 01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,628 - Morning, folks. - Morning. 1591 01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:27,430 - How are you this morning? - Fine. 1592 01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:35,471 Here, kitty. Here, kitty. Come on. That's a good boy. 1593 01:19:35,538 --> 01:19:37,740 Come on. Come on. Here it is. 1594 01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:51,620 See you at lunch. And I can't wait. 1595 01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:52,989 I'll bet. 1596 01:20:06,369 --> 01:20:07,603 Hi, Murphy. How are you? 1597 01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:08,771 Couldn't be better, honey. 1598 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:09,906 Murph! 1599 01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:12,241 Just watering the plants, honey. 1600 01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:14,510 Well, stick to your watering. 1601 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:24,453 Mr. Hogan! Not again? What's wrong with you, boy? 1602 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,289 You trying to kill us? Come on. 1603 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:27,857 I don't believe this. 1604 01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:30,927 You sure got a funny way of getting your kicks. 1605 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,231 You got a bed. Why don't you try sleeping in it? 1606 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:39,903 We're running out of towels. 1607 01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:43,806 Get you right to bed. That would be better. 1608 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:47,911 Found him in the bushes again. 1609 01:20:47,977 --> 01:20:51,780 Sure would like to know what he does with his evenings. Man! 1610 01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:57,553 Ah! 1611 01:20:59,155 --> 01:21:02,225 I am sorry and ashamed about barging in last night. 1612 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:04,727 I don't know why I thought Hogan was here bothering you. 1613 01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:06,229 No, he was a perfect gentleman. 1614 01:21:06,295 --> 01:21:08,531 He brought me home and went into his apartment. 1615 01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:10,866 Well, that doesn't sound like Hogan. 1616 01:21:10,934 --> 01:21:13,436 I don't know. I saw the two of you dancing together, 1617 01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,438 and my female instinct just backfired. 1618 01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:17,140 When did Dave leave? 1619 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,508 He insisted that I sleep on his cot, 1620 01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:22,778 and he went on to the fraternity house. 1621 01:21:22,845 --> 01:21:25,982 Well, anyway, the whole thing ended up in a terrible mess. 1622 01:21:26,049 --> 01:21:28,817 We said all sorts of horrible things to each other last night, 1623 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,555 and he probably despises me by now. 1624 01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:35,258 I'm sure he doesn't despise you. 1625 01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:38,194 Well, if he doesn't, he should. 1626 01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:40,596 I botched things but good this time. 1627 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,269 Hey, there. Hi. 1628 01:21:46,335 --> 01:21:47,703 Hi. How's the head? 1629 01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:49,872 Not bad. It's even possible the new contour 1630 01:21:49,939 --> 01:21:52,175 of my skull may be an improvement. 1631 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:53,276 You have forgiven me? 1632 01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:54,743 I told you a dozen times. 1633 01:21:54,810 --> 01:21:57,746 I just wish your timing had been better, and you'd beaned Hogan. 1634 01:21:57,813 --> 01:22:01,985 Who's that? You mean Brother Hogan of dear old Delta Chi. 1635 01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:03,886 I had a long talk with Robin this morning, 1636 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:05,754 and, well, I know it's none of my business, 1637 01:22:05,821 --> 01:22:08,524 but what do you intend doing about her? 1638 01:22:10,093 --> 01:22:15,531 Well, I intend to go shopping for a few special items, 1639 01:22:15,598 --> 01:22:20,236 and then I intend to go home and apologize to her 1640 01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:23,439 and spend a quiet evening with the girl I love. 1641 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:26,042 There's something about the tone of your voice, David Manning. 1642 01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:28,577 What do you mean, "quiet evening"? 1643 01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:31,747 Well, Irene, that's really none of your business, now. 1644 01:22:31,814 --> 01:22:34,483 I feel myself somewhat responsible for her. 1645 01:22:34,550 --> 01:22:36,685 Now, what are your intentions? 1646 01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:43,126 Miss Wilson, I am a guy in love. 1647 01:22:43,192 --> 01:22:46,762 Now, I'm going to do what any normal male would do. 1648 01:22:46,829 --> 01:22:49,365 I'm going to have a quiet little drink with the girl I love 1649 01:22:49,432 --> 01:22:50,699 in front of a quiet little fire, 1650 01:22:50,766 --> 01:22:53,402 listening to some quiet little music 1651 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:56,372 and let nature take its quiet little course. 1652 01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:57,740 See you around, Professor. 1653 01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,409 David! David! 1654 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:04,513 Pow! Pow! 1655 01:23:05,748 --> 01:23:06,982 Hey, buddy-bud, I've been waiting for you. 1656 01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:08,684 We've got just enough light left 1657 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:10,553 for about two sets of tennis and then a little workout in the gym. 1658 01:23:10,619 --> 01:23:12,555 A nice cool shower. How are you today, old boy? 1659 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:14,023 Fine, fine, brother, but not today. 1660 01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:15,558 Wait a minute. Not today? 1661 01:23:15,624 --> 01:23:17,926 Now, boy, I don't need to tell you the value of exercise. 1662 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:21,230 You're a man of the world. You know how important it is to be exhausted. 1663 01:23:21,297 --> 01:23:22,898 This was passed on down to us by the Greeks. 1664 01:23:22,965 --> 01:23:24,300 Sophocles and Plato. True. 1665 01:23:24,367 --> 01:23:25,501 A womanless world is the very foundation 1666 01:23:25,568 --> 01:23:27,002 of the Platonic theory, isn't it? 1667 01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:28,704 Wonderful, wonderful. Listen, you've got to fight hard 1668 01:23:28,771 --> 01:23:31,240 against your arch enemy, kid. Vitality. 1669 01:23:31,307 --> 01:23:33,276 I tell you, that sounds just great, Hogan. 1670 01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:34,777 You go play tennis. Hmm? 1671 01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:36,679 I'm going to let my vitality just sit by 1672 01:23:36,745 --> 01:23:38,381 a cozy fire tonight and enjoy itself. 1673 01:23:38,447 --> 01:23:40,249 Listen, I have misjudged you, boy. I'll see you later. 1674 01:23:40,316 --> 01:23:41,984 I'm ashamed of you. Ashamed! 1675 01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:43,286 Yeah, well, look us up in the morning, will you? 1676 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,254 Not too early. I may be sleeping late. 1677 01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:47,690 He's catching on. 1678 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:06,041 Hello. 1679 01:24:14,817 --> 01:24:16,352 Honey, I just want to say... 1680 01:24:16,419 --> 01:24:17,886 Look, do me one favor. Don't say anything. 1681 01:24:17,953 --> 01:24:19,488 Last night never existed, agreed? 1682 01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:20,823 Whatever you say. 1683 01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,525 You're the boss. Okay. I love you very much. 1684 01:24:22,591 --> 01:24:23,726 I love you, too, David. 1685 01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:25,294 Okay. 1686 01:24:25,361 --> 01:24:26,662 That's all that matters, then, really, isn't it? 1687 01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:27,963 Yeah. 1688 01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:29,565 And tonight... What? 1689 01:24:29,632 --> 01:24:31,200 ...is another story. 1690 01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:32,868 Well, I think I'll go upstairs 1691 01:24:32,935 --> 01:24:34,803 and finish dressing, okay? I'll be back in... 1692 01:24:34,870 --> 01:24:37,039 Hey, honey, what did you buy? What is it? 1693 01:24:37,106 --> 01:24:38,874 Nothing. Some little goodies. 1694 01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:40,643 Now, you run along, I'll show you later. 1695 01:24:40,709 --> 01:24:42,411 You're acting very strangely. 1696 01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:44,747 Well, there may be a lot of strange developments tonight. 1697 01:24:45,981 --> 01:24:47,116 Okay. 1698 01:25:45,841 --> 01:25:47,610 It's me again. Yeah, so I see. 1699 01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:50,179 Where's Robin? Why? 1700 01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:51,947 I've been giving this some serious thought, David. 1701 01:25:52,014 --> 01:25:53,482 I want to talk to both of you. 1702 01:25:53,549 --> 01:25:55,017 You don't mind if I go ahead and work, do you? 1703 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,885 No, no, go right ahead. Okay. 1704 01:25:56,952 --> 01:25:58,421 I want to discuss with both of you 1705 01:25:58,487 --> 01:26:00,556 some of the ramifications of living together, 1706 01:26:00,623 --> 01:26:02,124 which neither of you considered. 1707 01:26:02,191 --> 01:26:03,959 Yeah, well, it sounds fascinating, but not tonight, Irene. 1708 01:26:04,026 --> 01:26:05,861 I'm going to have my say. Okay. 1709 01:26:05,928 --> 01:26:08,364 You see, trial marriage among intelligent, 1710 01:26:08,431 --> 01:26:10,799 literate people can essentially... 1711 01:26:11,567 --> 01:26:13,902 What's this? 1712 01:26:13,969 --> 01:26:15,971 That's E. E. Cummings' Puella Mea. 1713 01:26:16,038 --> 01:26:18,741 It's a rare copy I happened to come by. 1714 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:20,008 The drawings. 1715 01:26:20,075 --> 01:26:21,810 Yeah. It's a private printing. 1716 01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:28,451 Oh. 1717 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,786 David Manning! You wouldn't. 1718 01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:33,756 Yeah, yeah. Little David. I did it. 1719 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:37,726 After you gave your word you wouldn't touch that girl. 1720 01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:39,495 Irene, I am not going to continue playing 1721 01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:40,763 Alice-Through- the-Looking-Glass 1722 01:26:40,829 --> 01:26:42,398 with an adorable juvenile that I happen to love. 1723 01:26:42,465 --> 01:26:44,300 You know, it's my fault all this came about. 1724 01:26:44,367 --> 01:26:46,168 I've been confusing softness with tenderness. 1725 01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:48,404 I've played buddy-buddy to her instead of lover. 1726 01:26:48,471 --> 01:26:50,939 And if I can rectify it tonight, I... 1727 01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:53,309 Well, I'm going to, with marriage as the door prize. 1728 01:26:53,376 --> 01:26:55,811 Well, what about your sense of ethics? 1729 01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:57,546 Well, if you don't mention it, I won't, either. 1730 01:26:57,613 --> 01:26:59,582 Maybe it'll pass into oblivion with the help of this 1731 01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:01,417 strange and rare drink called mescal. 1732 01:27:01,484 --> 01:27:04,253 Made from cactus juice, I think. 1733 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,588 Hi, Irene. Robin. 1734 01:27:05,654 --> 01:27:07,055 What's going on? Irene was just leaving, Rob. 1735 01:27:07,122 --> 01:27:08,123 You know what he... 1736 01:27:08,190 --> 01:27:09,525 Thanks a lot for dropping by, Irene. 1737 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:11,294 So long. 1738 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:12,661 Come back and see us sometime. Goodbye, Irene. 1739 01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:14,597 Goodbye, Irene. Goodbye, Irene. 1740 01:27:14,663 --> 01:27:15,764 Yeah, we'll see you at school tomorrow. 1741 01:27:15,831 --> 01:27:16,865 You poor baby. 1742 01:27:16,932 --> 01:27:18,100 Yeah, so long. Be careful. 1743 01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:19,902 Bye. Bye now. Be careful, darling. 1744 01:27:19,968 --> 01:27:22,137 Now, what was that all about? Hmm? 1745 01:27:23,506 --> 01:27:25,608 Women, who can figure them? 1746 01:27:27,676 --> 01:27:29,378 Well, isn't this beautiful? 1747 01:27:29,445 --> 01:27:31,013 Yeah, yeah. 1748 01:27:31,079 --> 01:27:34,116 A fireplace, candles. Is that brandy? 1749 01:27:34,182 --> 01:27:36,319 No, no. That is mescal. 1750 01:27:36,385 --> 01:27:37,886 Mescal? 1751 01:27:37,953 --> 01:27:40,122 Uh-huh. It's a native Mexican drink distilled from pulque. 1752 01:27:40,188 --> 01:27:42,090 Are we celebrating something? 1753 01:27:42,157 --> 01:27:45,160 Yeah, no, well, could be. There you go. 1754 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:56,339 It's made from some sort of desert cactus plant, I think. 1755 01:27:56,405 --> 01:27:57,640 They left the needles in it. 1756 01:27:57,706 --> 01:27:59,908 Yeah, they sure did. 1757 01:27:59,975 --> 01:28:01,610 Would you like some music? 1758 01:28:01,677 --> 01:28:03,045 I'd love it. 1759 01:28:28,871 --> 01:28:30,373 Would you like to dance? 1760 01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:32,174 I don't know if we should. 1761 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,542 Well, arms length. 1762 01:28:33,609 --> 01:28:34,677 All right. 1763 01:28:34,743 --> 01:28:35,978 Okay. 1764 01:28:36,612 --> 01:28:38,280 It's nice. 1765 01:28:45,388 --> 01:28:47,723 Dave? Hmm? 1766 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:50,726 Tonight, I'm filled with new hopes and resolve. 1767 01:28:50,793 --> 01:28:55,297 I just have a feeling everything's going to work out just great. 1768 01:28:55,364 --> 01:28:58,200 Yeah. Let's drink to that. Huh? 1769 01:28:58,266 --> 01:29:02,070 All right. Whatever you say, I'm your slave. 1770 01:29:05,641 --> 01:29:07,275 There we go. Cheers. 1771 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:08,444 Cheers. 1772 01:29:13,549 --> 01:29:17,119 When you get used to it, it tastes just like fruit juice. 1773 01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:19,955 Yeah. 1774 01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:25,093 Would you pour me another drink, please? 1775 01:29:25,661 --> 01:29:26,995 Thank you. 1776 01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:36,071 Ah! 1777 01:29:36,138 --> 01:29:37,372 David? 1778 01:29:38,974 --> 01:29:40,275 Hmm? 1779 01:29:40,342 --> 01:29:41,877 Do you know what I think mescal is? 1780 01:29:41,944 --> 01:29:43,078 What? 1781 01:29:43,145 --> 01:29:45,280 I think it's some mysterious concoction 1782 01:29:45,347 --> 01:29:49,618 designed to destroy lovely Mexican girls' willpowers-es. 1783 01:29:49,685 --> 01:29:51,219 Willpowers-es? 1784 01:29:51,987 --> 01:29:53,456 That's the plural form. 1785 01:29:53,522 --> 01:29:55,491 The plural form. 1786 01:29:55,558 --> 01:29:57,159 I like it. I like it. 1787 01:29:57,225 --> 01:29:59,895 Rob, honey, you know that I love you, don't you, 1788 01:29:59,962 --> 01:30:02,898 and that I'd never do anything to harm you? 1789 01:30:02,965 --> 01:30:04,232 Of course. Yeah. 1790 01:30:04,299 --> 01:30:06,835 Well, of course, it might happen that 1791 01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:10,005 I would do something, which, at the moment, might seem to be harmful... 1792 01:30:10,072 --> 01:30:12,040 David, that's impossible... Well, no, what I mean is... 1793 01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:13,642 You're not capable of it. 1794 01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:16,479 I mean, you're much too trustworthy and fine and upstanding. 1795 01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:18,346 That's just you. 1796 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:19,648 Yeah, but what I was thinking... 1797 01:30:19,715 --> 01:30:22,751 When you make a promise, you stick to it. 1798 01:30:22,818 --> 01:30:26,054 Dave, you have a marvelous sense of integrity. 1799 01:30:26,121 --> 01:30:27,289 Swell. 1800 01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:29,958 Let's drink to your integrity. 1801 01:30:30,025 --> 01:30:31,494 Yeah, okay. 1802 01:30:34,296 --> 01:30:35,297 Mmm! 1803 01:30:37,165 --> 01:30:38,501 What's this? 1804 01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:41,704 Just a little book of poetry 1805 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:44,773 that I happened to stumble across. 1806 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:47,442 E. E. Cummings' Puella Mea. I just love it. 1807 01:30:47,510 --> 01:30:49,311 Yeah, you know it? By heart. 1808 01:30:49,377 --> 01:30:51,514 Well, some of it, at least. 1809 01:30:56,652 --> 01:30:59,988 Poetry, music, booze. 1810 01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:03,992 Fireplace. 1811 01:31:04,059 --> 01:31:06,461 David Manning, if I didn't know you so well, 1812 01:31:06,529 --> 01:31:09,164 I'd swear you were trying to seduce me. 1813 01:31:09,231 --> 01:31:13,135 Robin! Well, how can you say a thing like that? 1814 01:31:13,201 --> 01:31:16,138 Well, I was just teasing. 1815 01:31:16,204 --> 01:31:17,239 Well... 1816 01:31:19,207 --> 01:31:22,778 "Caliph and king their ladies had to love them and make them glad 1817 01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:27,149 "when the world was young and mad, in the city of Baghdad." 1818 01:31:27,215 --> 01:31:30,018 The poem is a description of the girl Cummings loved madly. 1819 01:31:30,085 --> 01:31:31,920 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1820 01:31:31,987 --> 01:31:33,589 It's so beautiful it makes you want to cry. 1821 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:34,823 Yeah, yeah. 1822 01:31:34,890 --> 01:31:37,526 Let's drink to old Caliph, huh? 1823 01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:40,663 There you go. Okay. 1824 01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:45,200 After a couple of these, you hardly notice the needles at all, do you? 1825 01:31:46,468 --> 01:31:47,803 You read it to me. 1826 01:31:47,870 --> 01:31:49,538 Okay. Now, let's see here... 1827 01:31:51,974 --> 01:31:54,142 Let me get to the good part. 1828 01:31:55,744 --> 01:31:59,347 "In her perfectest array, my lady, moving in the..." 1829 01:31:59,414 --> 01:32:00,683 And I can prove it, too. 1830 01:32:00,749 --> 01:32:01,817 You can prove what? 1831 01:32:01,884 --> 01:32:02,951 Your integrity. 1832 01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:04,653 Why, what other fellow in the whole world 1833 01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,288 would have stuck to such a difficult promise 1834 01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:07,355 as you made to me? 1835 01:32:07,422 --> 01:32:09,424 Rob, why have you suddenly developed 1836 01:32:09,491 --> 01:32:11,927 such a narrow range of conversation? Now, let's enjoy the evening 1837 01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:14,096 and not talk about integrity. Huh? 1838 01:32:14,162 --> 01:32:15,698 Sorry. Okay. 1839 01:32:16,264 --> 01:32:17,465 Buddy! 1840 01:32:19,868 --> 01:32:22,337 Rob, you'd better slow down on that stuff. 1841 01:32:23,038 --> 01:32:24,172 Read me! 1842 01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,374 Yeah, okay, okay. 1843 01:32:26,441 --> 01:32:28,844 "In her perfectest array, my lady 1844 01:32:28,911 --> 01:32:32,147 "moving in the day, is a little stranger thing than all..." 1845 01:32:32,214 --> 01:32:35,083 That's me, big boy, strange! Here. 1846 01:32:41,957 --> 01:32:44,893 Yeah. 1847 01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:50,966 "If she a little... If she a little turn her head, I know that I am wholly dead. 1848 01:32:51,033 --> 01:32:52,735 "But should my..." 1849 01:32:55,804 --> 01:32:59,407 "But should my lady smile, it were a flower of pure surprise. 1850 01:33:00,843 --> 01:33:03,445 "And if she speak in her frail way..." 1851 01:33:03,511 --> 01:33:04,947 Hiya! Rob! 1852 01:33:07,049 --> 01:33:09,351 "It is wholly to bewitch..." Rob, for God... Read it, be-bo! 1853 01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:11,419 Dynamite me! Go, go, go! 1854 01:33:11,486 --> 01:33:12,988 Okay, okay. 1855 01:33:13,055 --> 01:33:16,759 "Her body is most beauteous, being for all things amorous, 1856 01:33:16,825 --> 01:33:19,995 "fashioned very curiously of roses and of ivory. 1857 01:33:20,062 --> 01:33:22,030 "And of all of the..." More, more, more! 1858 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:24,066 Rob, for Pete's sake, take it easy, will you? 1859 01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:26,501 "Upon the lovely and keen throat 1860 01:33:26,568 --> 01:33:28,704 "the strangeness of her face doth float, 1861 01:33:28,771 --> 01:33:30,639 "within her eyes is dimly heard, 1862 01:33:30,706 --> 01:33:32,507 "a wistful and precarious bird." 1863 01:33:32,574 --> 01:33:33,642 Rob... 1864 01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:35,177 "Springing from fragrant shoulders small 1865 01:33:35,243 --> 01:33:37,479 "Ardent and perfect withal, 1866 01:33:37,545 --> 01:33:39,547 "smooth to stroke and sweet to see..." 1867 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:40,649 For Pete's sake, Rob! 1868 01:33:40,716 --> 01:33:41,750 "As supple as the young tree..." 1869 01:33:41,817 --> 01:33:42,818 Rob... 1870 01:33:42,885 --> 01:33:45,387 "Her slim lascivious arms alight. 1871 01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:48,156 "In skillful wrists which hint of flight." 1872 01:33:48,223 --> 01:33:49,792 Honey, now look... "Each tapering breast 1873 01:33:49,858 --> 01:33:51,126 "is firm and smooth." 1874 01:33:51,193 --> 01:33:52,427 Well, for goodness sakes, cut that out! 1875 01:33:52,494 --> 01:33:54,462 "Her waist is a most tiny hinge of flesh, 1876 01:33:54,529 --> 01:33:55,563 "winsome thing and strange." 1877 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:56,765 Sweetheart, look. Wait just a minute. 1878 01:33:56,832 --> 01:33:58,133 "It is a throbbing neck whereby 1879 01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:00,468 "to grasp the belly's ample vase." 1880 01:34:00,535 --> 01:34:02,170 Honey, wait... 1881 01:34:03,271 --> 01:34:04,339 Wait a minute... 1882 01:34:04,406 --> 01:34:06,709 David! We can't! 1883 01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:11,313 Can we? 1884 01:34:11,379 --> 01:34:12,547 Honey... 1885 01:34:12,614 --> 01:34:14,549 Rob. David, what's the matter? 1886 01:34:14,616 --> 01:34:17,219 Honey, you have the most infuriating damned sense of timing! 1887 01:34:17,285 --> 01:34:19,988 Reminding me about commitment at a time like this. 1888 01:34:20,055 --> 01:34:21,589 You ever hear of shooting fish in a barrel, huh? 1889 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,325 Well, that's you, Rob. 1890 01:34:23,391 --> 01:34:25,260 Besides, I don't want some vintner in Mexico City 1891 01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:27,863 doing my groundwork for me. 1892 01:34:27,930 --> 01:34:31,499 Honey, look, I know your idea is cockeyed, now that much I know, 1893 01:34:31,566 --> 01:34:33,601 but I'm not sure that my idea is any better. 1894 01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:35,070 Do you understand? 1895 01:34:35,137 --> 01:34:36,371 No. 1896 01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:38,774 This is no way to start our marriage. 1897 01:34:38,841 --> 01:34:40,442 You're half-pie-eyed on mescal 1898 01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:42,277 and I'm... Well, I just can't do it. 1899 01:34:42,344 --> 01:34:44,179 I just can't do it. 1900 01:34:48,383 --> 01:34:52,620 A perfect setup, fire, music and I'm walking. I gotta be cracking up. 1901 01:34:55,090 --> 01:34:57,860 Or else I love you more than I realized. 1902 01:35:19,447 --> 01:35:21,149 Well, hi, there! 1903 01:35:28,423 --> 01:35:30,759 Good evening, you sweet thing. 1904 01:36:49,471 --> 01:36:50,638 Rob? 1905 01:37:49,097 --> 01:37:51,133 Rob, you decent? 1906 01:37:55,603 --> 01:37:57,105 Robin? 1907 01:38:12,620 --> 01:38:13,721 Hi. 1908 01:38:37,345 --> 01:38:39,281 Good morning. 1909 01:38:39,347 --> 01:38:41,916 Good morning, David. 1910 01:38:41,984 --> 01:38:45,053 I'm taking the extra tube of toothpaste. 1911 01:38:46,221 --> 01:38:48,256 That's all right with me. 1912 01:38:49,824 --> 01:38:51,793 Rob... 1913 01:38:51,859 --> 01:38:54,362 Robin, will you forgive me for last night? 1914 01:38:54,429 --> 01:38:56,131 Forgive you? Yeah. 1915 01:38:56,198 --> 01:38:57,899 With me sprawling all over you. 1916 01:38:57,966 --> 01:38:59,601 Why, I practically attacked you. 1917 01:38:59,667 --> 01:39:02,004 Robin, I set it up, don't you understand? 1918 01:39:02,070 --> 01:39:05,507 The mescal, the music, the... 1919 01:39:05,573 --> 01:39:09,978 Well, I guess it doesn't matter now, because I'm moving out. 1920 01:39:10,045 --> 01:39:11,413 Now, I'm putting you on notice. 1921 01:39:11,479 --> 01:39:13,615 All commitments are off. 1922 01:39:13,681 --> 01:39:15,017 I love you. I want to marry you, 1923 01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:16,684 and I'll do whatever I have to do to get you. 1924 01:39:16,751 --> 01:39:17,752 Is that understood? 1925 01:39:17,819 --> 01:39:19,154 A new start? 1926 01:39:19,221 --> 01:39:20,888 A brand new start. 1927 01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:25,827 What's the matter? 1928 01:39:25,893 --> 01:39:29,664 Well, David, I've got to tell you... 1929 01:39:31,099 --> 01:39:33,068 Tell me what? After you left last night, 1930 01:39:33,135 --> 01:39:36,471 Hogan came in and, well, I was in a pretty peculiar state of mind... 1931 01:39:36,538 --> 01:39:37,539 Well... 1932 01:39:37,605 --> 01:39:39,507 I lost my gorilla. 1933 01:39:39,574 --> 01:39:41,043 Hogan, please, you're... 1934 01:39:41,109 --> 01:39:44,246 We're trying to settle something. 1935 01:39:44,312 --> 01:39:46,981 Hogan, if you don't mind, I'm trying to talk to Dave. 1936 01:39:47,049 --> 01:39:48,350 Yeah, well, you kids go right ahead. 1937 01:39:48,416 --> 01:39:50,218 Hogan! There he is. 1938 01:40:02,797 --> 01:40:05,667 David, I want to tell you all about last night. 1939 01:40:05,733 --> 01:40:07,369 Robin, you don't have to tell me anything. 1940 01:40:07,435 --> 01:40:09,304 You don't have to account to me or to anybody else. 1941 01:40:09,371 --> 01:40:11,406 I just want to explain... Well, I don't want to hear about it. 1942 01:40:11,473 --> 01:40:13,508 It is not what you think. 1943 01:40:13,575 --> 01:40:15,877 Yeah? Oh. Exactly. 1944 01:40:15,943 --> 01:40:18,513 Well, at least have the courtesy to hear me out. 1945 01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:22,717 Okay. Okay, I'm listening. 1946 01:40:23,951 --> 01:40:25,887 Well... 1947 01:40:25,953 --> 01:40:30,258 Well, after you left, Hogan came in and he was very considerate. 1948 01:40:30,325 --> 01:40:31,326 Yeah. 1949 01:40:31,393 --> 01:40:33,528 And, well, he was very sympathetic. 1950 01:40:33,595 --> 01:40:35,397 I'll bet he was. 1951 01:40:35,463 --> 01:40:38,500 Well, we sat by the fireplace, 1952 01:40:38,566 --> 01:40:41,903 and we were talking and drinking and... 1953 01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:45,173 I guess I was a little tipsy. 1954 01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,109 You were potted, is what you were. 1955 01:40:47,175 --> 01:40:49,877 Well, I am not trying to use that as an excuse, David. 1956 01:40:49,944 --> 01:40:51,313 Okay. 1957 01:40:51,379 --> 01:40:53,115 Anyway, 1958 01:40:53,181 --> 01:40:57,952 Hogan explained to me that he thought my plan to live with you 1959 01:40:58,019 --> 01:41:00,155 was a rationalization to try and cover up 1960 01:41:00,222 --> 01:41:01,456 a basic desire I couldn't face. 1961 01:41:01,523 --> 01:41:02,690 A basic desire that you couldn't face. 1962 01:41:02,757 --> 01:41:03,758 Yeah, that's my pal, Hogan. 1963 01:41:03,825 --> 01:41:05,427 Anyway, out of nowhere, nowhere, 1964 01:41:05,493 --> 01:41:07,529 came this brilliant idea. 1965 01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:15,937 If all I wanted was to be made love to... 1966 01:41:16,003 --> 01:41:17,639 Yeah, yeah, yeah? 1967 01:41:17,705 --> 01:41:20,108 ...then the particular fellow didn't matter. 1968 01:41:20,175 --> 01:41:22,444 And whose brilliant idea was that? 1969 01:41:23,878 --> 01:41:24,979 Hogan's. 1970 01:41:25,046 --> 01:41:26,681 Oh! 1971 01:41:26,748 --> 01:41:29,351 I remember at the time thinking how marvelously lucid his mind was. 1972 01:41:29,417 --> 01:41:30,818 It's a beacon in the night. 1973 01:41:30,885 --> 01:41:32,387 Well, considering all we had to drink, 1974 01:41:32,454 --> 01:41:34,422 why, I was positively fractured. 1975 01:41:34,489 --> 01:41:36,824 I couldn't even hit him once in the pillow fight. 1976 01:41:36,891 --> 01:41:38,059 The pillow fight? 1977 01:41:38,126 --> 01:41:40,228 Yes, the pillow fight. 1978 01:41:40,295 --> 01:41:42,230 Well, Hogan was just trying to cheer me up. 1979 01:41:42,297 --> 01:41:43,465 I was awfully depressed, Dave. 1980 01:41:43,531 --> 01:41:44,599 Oh, honey... 1981 01:41:44,666 --> 01:41:47,335 Now, David, will you please listen to me? 1982 01:41:47,402 --> 01:41:50,172 Honey, I'm listening. I am listening. All right. 1983 01:41:50,238 --> 01:41:51,906 Then he kissed me. 1984 01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:55,177 He kissed you? 1985 01:41:55,243 --> 01:41:58,946 It was very sweet of Hogan to try and pretend to be so sincere. 1986 01:41:59,013 --> 01:42:01,015 And him just a volunteer worker, too. 1987 01:42:01,082 --> 01:42:04,051 Well, then we were sitting on the edge of the bed... 1988 01:42:04,118 --> 01:42:05,620 That does it! That does it! 1989 01:42:05,687 --> 01:42:07,155 David! David! 1990 01:42:07,222 --> 01:42:09,291 I haven't the vaguest idea how we got there. 1991 01:42:09,357 --> 01:42:10,858 Now, David, you're jumping to conclusions. 1992 01:42:10,925 --> 01:42:13,861 Now, what do you think you're doing? Now, stop that, David! 1993 01:42:15,363 --> 01:42:17,999 David! Are you out of your mind? Why'd you hit him! 1994 01:42:22,904 --> 01:42:27,209 Hit him again when he gets up! Boy, do you pack a wallop! 1995 01:42:27,275 --> 01:42:28,710 David, why would you do that? 1996 01:42:28,776 --> 01:42:30,144 For the sheer ecstatic pleasure of it. 1997 01:42:30,212 --> 01:42:31,813 He's up. Belt him! Well... 1998 01:42:31,879 --> 01:42:33,881 You lay a hand on me, and I'll... 1999 01:42:33,948 --> 01:42:35,317 David, nothing else happened. 2000 01:42:35,383 --> 01:42:37,185 Yeah! What? 2001 01:42:37,252 --> 01:42:40,087 It's the truth. I swear it. Nothing happened! 2002 01:42:40,154 --> 01:42:43,891 Wait a minute... Do you mean to tell me that you sat over there 2003 01:42:43,958 --> 01:42:47,128 and drank with him in the dark and talked sex by the volume 2004 01:42:47,195 --> 01:42:48,796 and let him kiss you and everything and nothing? 2005 01:42:48,863 --> 01:42:50,865 I kept trying to explain. 2006 01:42:50,932 --> 01:42:52,166 Well... 2007 01:42:54,168 --> 01:42:55,837 Hogan, look, I'm sorry. 2008 01:42:55,903 --> 01:42:58,273 Perfectly all right, I deserved every bit of it. 2009 01:42:58,340 --> 01:42:59,341 Yeah, well, I didn't understand. 2010 01:42:59,407 --> 01:43:00,675 Fortunes of war, you know, son. 2011 01:43:00,742 --> 01:43:02,009 How's the eye? 2012 01:43:02,076 --> 01:43:03,378 The eye? The eye's fine. 2013 01:43:03,445 --> 01:43:04,912 I'm having trouble with my lip here. You bit it last night. 2014 01:43:04,979 --> 01:43:06,248 Hogan, I'm sorry, really. 2015 01:43:06,314 --> 01:43:08,115 That's all right. I got another one. 2016 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:10,752 Well, brother, no hard feelings, huh? No. 2017 01:43:10,818 --> 01:43:12,354 Come on. 2018 01:43:12,420 --> 01:43:14,622 I must say, not every fellow has such a gentlemanly attitude 2019 01:43:14,689 --> 01:43:17,259 towards a man who just made love to his girl. 2020 01:43:17,325 --> 01:43:19,661 Made love to me? You did not! 2021 01:43:20,595 --> 01:43:22,697 Oh. Oh. 2022 01:43:22,764 --> 01:43:25,367 I would have lied under oath, but I naturally assumed you'd told him. 2023 01:43:25,433 --> 01:43:27,201 Well, there's nothing to tell. It didn't happen. 2024 01:43:27,269 --> 01:43:28,736 It didn't happen. 2025 01:43:28,803 --> 01:43:30,505 Well, you had too much to drink. You're confused, Hogan. 2026 01:43:30,572 --> 01:43:32,106 Too much to drink and I'm confused. 2027 01:43:32,173 --> 01:43:34,309 She's forgotten completely. That's just as good as if nothing happened. 2028 01:43:34,376 --> 01:43:36,378 I have not forgotten. It's all right, Rob. Forget it! 2029 01:43:36,444 --> 01:43:38,546 Well, listen to him, implying that if it actually had happened, 2030 01:43:38,613 --> 01:43:40,014 I wouldn't even know. 2031 01:43:40,081 --> 01:43:41,283 That'd be a gyp, wouldn't it? 2032 01:43:41,349 --> 01:43:42,550 Let's just drop the whole thing. 2033 01:43:42,617 --> 01:43:43,951 I don't... Trying to help you. 2034 01:43:44,018 --> 01:43:45,019 What do you want me to say? 2035 01:43:45,086 --> 01:43:46,854 I want you to tell the truth. 2036 01:43:46,921 --> 01:43:48,590 You didn't do anything! 2037 01:43:48,656 --> 01:43:52,560 I didn't do anything, nothing at all whatsoever happened. 2038 01:43:52,627 --> 01:43:54,296 Okay. 2039 01:43:54,362 --> 01:43:56,698 I didn't? Of course not! 2040 01:43:56,764 --> 01:43:58,866 Well, you ought to know. But then again, so should I. 2041 01:43:58,933 --> 01:44:00,468 Now, wait a minute, it sure seemed it to me. 2042 01:44:00,535 --> 01:44:02,604 I mean, I may not know much, but this is one thing 2043 01:44:02,670 --> 01:44:04,406 I've never failed to recognize. 2044 01:44:04,472 --> 01:44:06,007 Let's take it from the beginning. 2045 01:44:06,073 --> 01:44:07,275 Let's not take it from the beginning! I don't want to know. 2046 01:44:07,342 --> 01:44:08,843 David, just calm down. 2047 01:44:08,910 --> 01:44:11,413 Well, what about me? I want to know! 2048 01:44:11,479 --> 01:44:13,448 I sure want to know about it. 2049 01:44:13,515 --> 01:44:15,450 I sure want to know what I did. 2050 01:44:15,517 --> 01:44:18,119 Has it gotten so bad I don't know when I do or when I don't? 2051 01:44:18,185 --> 01:44:22,223 Merciful heavens, when that goes, what's left? 2052 01:44:22,290 --> 01:44:26,027 I would have sworn I had my arms around someone last night. 2053 01:44:26,561 --> 01:44:27,795 Morning. 2054 01:44:29,063 --> 01:44:31,098 Irene, what are you doing here? 2055 01:44:31,165 --> 01:44:33,167 I do keep popping up, don't I? 2056 01:44:33,234 --> 01:44:35,870 Oh, good Lord! 2057 01:44:35,937 --> 01:44:39,140 I not only don't know "if," I don't even know "who"! 2058 01:44:39,206 --> 01:44:41,142 Sorry, I was worried about you last night. 2059 01:44:41,208 --> 01:44:44,011 Honestly, everybody's so darned concerned about my well-being. 2060 01:44:44,078 --> 01:44:45,713 Will you please listen to me? 2061 01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:47,315 I came because I didn't want you and Dave 2062 01:44:47,382 --> 01:44:49,283 to start off life on the wrong foot. 2063 01:44:49,351 --> 01:44:52,654 I saw that sex trap you set for her last night. Sex trap? 2064 01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:54,789 Honey, somebody had to watch out for your welfare, 2065 01:44:54,856 --> 01:44:56,658 to see that you didn't drown in your own experiments. 2066 01:44:56,724 --> 01:44:57,892 Well, for your information, Irene, 2067 01:44:57,959 --> 01:44:59,093 not that it's any of your business, 2068 01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:00,261 but I left early last night. 2069 01:45:00,328 --> 01:45:02,196 Well, when I got here, you were both gone. 2070 01:45:02,263 --> 01:45:04,131 That's what I was trying to tell you. 2071 01:45:04,198 --> 01:45:07,168 I was out, walking all night long, thinking. 2072 01:45:07,234 --> 01:45:08,836 Well, the place was empty, 2073 01:45:08,903 --> 01:45:13,240 except for this miserable creature, 2074 01:45:13,307 --> 01:45:18,012 sprawled half-on, half-off the bed in alcoholic stupor! 2075 01:45:18,079 --> 01:45:21,048 I put his feet up to make him comfortable, and what does he do? 2076 01:45:21,115 --> 01:45:24,185 Out cold, mind you, and he still makes a pass! 2077 01:45:24,251 --> 01:45:26,488 I knew it! I knew there was somebody! 2078 01:45:26,554 --> 01:45:28,089 I wasn't having hallucinations. 2079 01:45:28,155 --> 01:45:30,425 What makes you think so, you worm? 2080 01:45:30,492 --> 01:45:31,759 First, he calls me Robin. 2081 01:45:31,826 --> 01:45:34,161 Then that doesn't work, he goes right on down the list. 2082 01:45:34,228 --> 01:45:36,030 Cheryl, Ericka, Monique, Liz. 2083 01:45:36,097 --> 01:45:37,231 Irene, I beg you, 2084 01:45:37,298 --> 01:45:39,000 tell me what happened when I got to "Irene"? 2085 01:45:39,066 --> 01:45:40,635 By that time, you big ape, 2086 01:45:40,702 --> 01:45:43,705 I had all I could do to keep from braining you, drunk or sober. 2087 01:45:43,771 --> 01:45:46,140 Robin, take the advice of an older and wiser woman, 2088 01:45:46,207 --> 01:45:47,409 pack your things and get out of here now. 2089 01:45:47,475 --> 01:45:48,876 Wait, just... I'm the landlord around here. 2090 01:45:48,943 --> 01:45:50,077 You mean to tell me that I didn't... 2091 01:45:50,144 --> 01:45:52,447 Shut up and leave us alone! 2092 01:45:52,514 --> 01:45:54,416 This is very important to me. Out! 2093 01:45:54,482 --> 01:45:56,017 Do you mean to tell me... Out! 2094 01:45:56,083 --> 01:45:59,253 You're worried about them, what about my emotional security? 2095 01:45:59,320 --> 01:46:00,822 Before I get out of your lives forever, 2096 01:46:00,888 --> 01:46:02,857 I'm going to give you one last lecture. 2097 01:46:02,924 --> 01:46:06,227 Robin, love isn't a mechanical arrangement 2098 01:46:06,293 --> 01:46:08,129 worked out over laundry tubs and ovens 2099 01:46:08,195 --> 01:46:10,598 and sharing bathrooms together. 2100 01:46:10,665 --> 01:46:13,968 The attitude of love is to wish each other well. 2101 01:46:14,035 --> 01:46:16,538 To cook for him and darn his socks 2102 01:46:16,604 --> 01:46:18,039 and take care of him when he's sick 2103 01:46:18,105 --> 01:46:20,775 because you wish him well. 2104 01:46:20,842 --> 01:46:24,145 And for you, David, to work for her, 2105 01:46:24,211 --> 01:46:26,814 and forgive her when she's a boob, 2106 01:46:26,881 --> 01:46:28,916 to put up with all the makeup on your coat 2107 01:46:28,983 --> 01:46:30,652 and the car fenders she'll dent 2108 01:46:30,718 --> 01:46:36,658 and her moments of bad temper because you wish her well. 2109 01:46:36,724 --> 01:46:41,395 Love doesn't suddenly drop from a tree and stay with you forever. 2110 01:46:41,463 --> 01:46:43,565 Just like any other husband and wife, 2111 01:46:43,631 --> 01:46:45,800 you're going to have to create love 2112 01:46:45,867 --> 01:46:49,203 each and every day of your lives. 2113 01:46:49,270 --> 01:46:52,106 Now go on and get married and start living together properly. 2114 01:46:53,908 --> 01:46:56,944 I love you, you silly puss! 2115 01:46:57,011 --> 01:46:59,981 And you take care of her or I'll brain you. 2116 01:47:12,359 --> 01:47:14,496 Yech! 2117 01:47:14,562 --> 01:47:17,865 Irene. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 2118 01:47:17,932 --> 01:47:19,033 I don't want to talk to you. 2119 01:47:19,100 --> 01:47:20,134 Now, wait a minute. Come on. 2120 01:47:20,201 --> 01:47:22,036 It's over. Are you mad? 2121 01:47:22,103 --> 01:47:23,605 Out of my way, insect! Now wait. 2122 01:47:23,671 --> 01:47:25,106 Why did you come back last night? 2123 01:47:25,172 --> 01:47:26,808 You're afraid to admit it. All right, all right. 2124 01:47:26,874 --> 01:47:28,375 I'll tell you what you're just dying to hear. 2125 01:47:28,442 --> 01:47:30,411 I might as well get it said once and for all. 2126 01:47:30,478 --> 01:47:34,181 I used to be in love with you, you poor jackass! 2127 01:47:34,248 --> 01:47:36,250 But you never told me. Why I felt love for you 2128 01:47:36,317 --> 01:47:37,852 I will never, never know. 2129 01:47:37,919 --> 01:47:40,722 You are a liar, a drunk, a lech, 2130 01:47:40,788 --> 01:47:44,626 and one of the most ridiculous men I have ever met in my life! 2131 01:47:46,728 --> 01:47:48,095 The girl is mad about me. 2132 01:47:48,162 --> 01:47:50,598 Hey, Irene? Hey, are you all right? 2133 01:47:53,067 --> 01:47:54,736 Goodbye, sin bin. 2134 01:47:55,670 --> 01:47:57,371 Phew! 2135 01:47:57,438 --> 01:47:59,473 It's all over now, finally. Good. 2136 01:47:59,541 --> 01:48:01,308 Irene, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You can't walk out on me now. 2137 01:48:01,375 --> 01:48:03,645 She's the one woman who ever cared enough to tell me off. 2138 01:48:03,711 --> 01:48:05,880 You should have heard what she called me in there. Beautiful! 2139 01:48:05,947 --> 01:48:08,583 Cut me into little pieces and ground me right into the dirt. 2140 01:48:08,650 --> 01:48:10,552 Well, something tells me you'll recover. 2141 01:48:10,618 --> 01:48:12,153 From this moment on, you're going to see a brand new Hogan. 2142 01:48:12,219 --> 01:48:13,454 I doubt if we'll be around. 2143 01:48:13,521 --> 01:48:14,989 Work, work, work, Irene, 2144 01:48:15,056 --> 01:48:17,258 and we're going to do it together. You and me. 2145 01:48:17,324 --> 01:48:19,093 Bye, Hogan. Goodbye? 2146 01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:20,762 You're finally out of my system. 2147 01:48:20,828 --> 01:48:22,396 Work, work, work, Hogan. 2148 01:48:22,463 --> 01:48:24,465 But you can't leave me now. That's not fair. 2149 01:48:24,532 --> 01:48:26,267 It's wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong! 2150 01:48:26,333 --> 01:48:27,535 Goodbye, Hogan. What? 2151 01:48:27,602 --> 01:48:29,336 I'll be back for my things after the honeymoon. 2152 01:48:29,403 --> 01:48:31,405 Yeah, goodbye, old pal. I bequeath to you 2153 01:48:31,472 --> 01:48:33,240 my barbells and my golf clubs. 2154 01:48:33,307 --> 01:48:34,576 Now, give my best to Plato. 2155 01:48:34,642 --> 01:48:36,343 - Yeah, well... - Bye-bye. 2156 01:48:36,410 --> 01:48:38,245 Ungrateful females, every one of them. 2157 01:48:38,312 --> 01:48:40,114 Hold it. Here comes another one. 2158 01:48:40,181 --> 01:48:41,415 What does that mean? 2159 01:48:41,482 --> 01:48:44,385 Maybe this will give you the general idea. 2160 01:48:44,451 --> 01:48:45,887 Well, you, too? Now, wait a minute. 2161 01:48:45,953 --> 01:48:47,088 Wait a minute. We're like a team. 2162 01:48:47,154 --> 01:48:48,823 You're like my mother. You wouldn't leave me. 2163 01:48:48,890 --> 01:48:52,794 Mother's left. Clean up your own mess from now on. Come on, Murph. 2164 01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:55,029 I'm sorry, Mr. Hogan. It wasn't my idea. 2165 01:48:55,096 --> 01:48:56,598 Personally, you're aces with me, 2166 01:48:56,664 --> 01:48:57,865 and I sure admire the way you... 2167 01:48:57,932 --> 01:48:58,966 Murph! 2168 01:49:00,568 --> 01:49:02,937 I forgot my tools, honey. I'll meet you at the bus stop. 2169 01:49:03,004 --> 01:49:04,038 Come on. 2170 01:49:04,105 --> 01:49:05,206 I'll miss you, ace. 2171 01:49:09,310 --> 01:49:12,680 All right, go ahead, walk out on me. Every one of you. 2172 01:49:12,747 --> 01:49:14,616 Desert the sinking ship. Well, fine, go ahead. 2173 01:49:14,682 --> 01:49:16,183 Who needs you? I can get along without any of you. 2174 01:49:16,250 --> 01:49:18,319 I'm going to lead a life of celibacy. 2175 01:49:18,385 --> 01:49:20,655 I can get along without women. 2176 01:49:23,858 --> 01:49:25,860 Young man? 2177 01:49:25,927 --> 01:49:29,196 Are there premises available for rent here? 2178 01:49:29,263 --> 01:49:31,065 From now on, I rent only to men. 2179 01:49:31,132 --> 01:49:32,700 Well, you don't have to be rude. 2180 01:49:32,767 --> 01:49:35,202 I'll look elsewhere for my girls. 2181 01:49:39,907 --> 01:49:41,108 Girls? 2182 01:49:52,319 --> 01:49:54,255 Well, here we go again. 2183 01:49:55,489 --> 01:49:57,291 Hello, there, my name is Hogan. 2184 01:49:57,358 --> 01:50:00,361 Careful there. Careful now.